J6 dead ender? Superjail forever

Right off the rip, if you held an appointed federal office from 2017 to 2021 or 2025 to 2029, you’re probably gonna see the inside of a prison cell for a long while, sorry not sorry

Slept on it and I forgot to add my second pillar of domestic policy, which is Reconstruction 2: I Can’t Hear You Over All These Bayonets

“Hans, you get to stay in the land of the free and the home of the brave on this big old ranch with a research lab and figure out how to boost crop yields for 250k of gods own US dollars every year, but if you cross the property line or use the internet unmonitored I’m gonna ventilate your kopf.”

In Woke 2 we're making this happen. We're bringing back civic patriot education.

I’ve been told that I’m very much a Mario-type person: I apparently know enough about most things to hold a conversation

The littler two have preempted me by drawing and coloring instead of being on devices, which is unfortunate but workable. 12YO is about to absolutely lose his shit

Like if I’m gonna be stuck in my house due to illness it needs to be the kind of thing where I float in and out of consciousness and can’t tell the difference between dreams and reality for a few days, not “I feel completely fine but the booger test says No”

I do not Do Well when I’m cooped up and confined in one location, so I’ve been scratching at the walls all week and this just adds insult to injury

the Union should have hung every evil Confederate general and burned way more of the South and also how dare you associate me with New England Puritans

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