Clayton E. Chumbley
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“Take the risk of thinking for yourself, much more happiness, truth, beauty, and wisdom will come to you that way ..”
― Christopher Hitchens
― Christopher Hitchens
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Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee https://theonion.com/star-byu-player-suspended-after-testing-positive-for-coffee/
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee https://theonion.com/star-byu-player-suspended-after-testing-positive-for-coffee/
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Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
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Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
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December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/
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Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel https://theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of-drugs-into-kash-patel/
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel https://theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of-drugs-into-kash-patel/
If hope was easy, then everyone would have it. Stay strong. Go be good today! 😃
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If hope was easy, then everyone would have it. Stay strong. Go be good today! 😃
I was so wonderfully surprised by #StarTrek:TheLastStarship No. 1. Great stuff.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I was so wonderfully surprised by #StarTrek:TheLastStarship No. 1. Great stuff.
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
I’ve been a digital only comic book fan since 2012 because I live in a rural town with no local comic shop and paying additional shipping for print books is a non-starter. So glad Marvel and DC told me to fuck myself by not making #Batman/Deadpool #1 available digitally. I feel the love. Fuck! This!
September 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’ve been a digital only comic book fan since 2012 because I live in a rural town with no local comic shop and paying additional shipping for print books is a non-starter. So glad Marvel and DC told me to fuck myself by not making #Batman/Deadpool #1 available digitally. I feel the love. Fuck! This!
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Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
SALT LAKE CITY—Alarmed by numerous reports that the vice president was currently en route to the state, sources confirmed Thursday that a visit from JD Vance was the last thing Utah needed right now. ...
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September 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
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Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham https://theonion.com/trump-renames-white-house-fridge-department-of-ham/
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham https://theonion.com/trump-renames-white-house-fridge-department-of-ham/
Nice shoutout to @paulkupperberg.bsky.social and his park on the new episode of Peacemaker.
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Nice shoutout to @paulkupperberg.bsky.social and his park on the new episode of Peacemaker.
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Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest
Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest
WASHINGTON—Lauded as a generational advocate for sexual contact between relatives, former New York City mayor and man who married his cousin Rudy Giuliani was awarded the Presidential Medal of Incest ...
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September 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
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September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
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Chicago loves CM Punk 💙
September 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Chicago loves CM Punk 💙
And still...champion of the internet!
I'm 34 today, narrowly defeating Jesus's high score
September 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
And still...champion of the internet!
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August 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Almost two weeks of 90+ degree temperatures with no AC is coming to an end. (I know, first world problems.) New HVAC unit getting installed tomorrow. Can’t wait!
July 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Almost two weeks of 90+ degree temperatures with no AC is coming to an end. (I know, first world problems.) New HVAC unit getting installed tomorrow. Can’t wait!
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