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Mystery wife guy
I've got a cute little puppy here. If you don't sort through your shelves I won't do anything bad to him. But he'll know. And he'll be disappointed in you. And that will make him feel sad.

Do you want the puppy to be sad?
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Like what
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's definitionally terrifying Susan
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's too salty
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
You're not gonna believe this but they sell powdered coffee
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
GTA6 is infuriating

(This is a screenshot of GTA6)
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
You can see them doing it
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They're fine frog it's kinda like if chicken was curious about maybe transitioning to fish
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
That show is 20 years old
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Maybe until you're stressed. and then look out
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Arm the fish
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I know some of those words
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I think it's a kind of crepe
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He doesn't know what a job is
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Of course they did
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's about a little guy with a tooth(????) for a head
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I will live in the AI data centers
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If only we could control the media a 5 year old is exposed to. Oh well
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM