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Mystery wife guy
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uugghhhh my throat hurts because im sick (remembers to keep a positive attitude) like a kickflip
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Biological mail
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Get a heated toilet seat they said.
It's the best thing ever they said.

#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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the lion doesn’t concern himself with that pain radiating down his left arm
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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abundance was brought up in this podcast in terms of “is this what No Kings libs are talking about versus ???” and the cofounder of Indivisible just straight up says, in polite terms, that nobody on the ground gives a fuck about it and, if anything, see it as a pointless distraction lol
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You can't spell hairstyle without hair
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Sure my life's material trajectory isn't what you'd call "good" or "upward" but at least the surrounding sociohistorical context is awful
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I heard in the club last night that all that was once solid is now melting into air?
word on the street is all that is holy is being profaned
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Hey, Dad. All my life I have been the stone in the creek. Shaped by forces moving around me that I could not understand. Today I will become the creek. I will swell over the banks and into the world. I will make it smaller. I will reduce all things. Hope you get this voicemail. Hope you can swim.
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I don't use any Britishisms because I am going to Heaven actually
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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you seem pensive tonight playboy
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The takes are blowing cold and snowy today
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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there is not any particularly strong evidence that study of the humanities make people good people. the elites of many brutal empires were extremely well-read!
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
All My Godzillas
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
These days I honestly think most speech is about the self and projection. Things make so much more sense if you assume 90% of what people say is actually about themselves.
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Spend most of your life online and you risk folding over your thoughts one too many times in search of the perfect rush of contrarian cleverness and wind up spouting off some truly repulsive ideas. I think it's worth asking yourself "would a normal person visibly flinch if I said this to them?"
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My horse would never use narcotics
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Singing is underrated. I think we should all sing more.
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Doki doki Michael Ironside
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
are you mad at me
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
We're back in the 1630s where people just publish anything for outrage.
What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM