Heston Kjerstads Burner
@cliffbooth.bsky.social
Why does BlueMAGA love Zelensky so much? We used to have a word for people who “suspended” elections.
March 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Why does BlueMAGA love Zelensky so much? We used to have a word for people who “suspended” elections.
When the marvel types say “fun” 3 times and tell you it’s not as good as previous entries you know it’s gonna be some dogshit
February 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
When the marvel types say “fun” 3 times and tell you it’s not as good as previous entries you know it’s gonna be some dogshit
This hockey game feels important. Just with the state of the US/Canada relationship the vibe has shifted for sure
February 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This hockey game feels important. Just with the state of the US/Canada relationship the vibe has shifted for sure
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Wild to call “genocide joe” propaganda when he was literally funding and arming a genocide
February 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Wild to call “genocide joe” propaganda when he was literally funding and arming a genocide
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This is weird! I don’t want politicians to be my friend, I just want healthcare
February 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is weird! I don’t want politicians to be my friend, I just want healthcare
It’s crazy how gradual Zach Cherry became ubiquitous across all TV and streaming the last few years.
February 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It’s crazy how gradual Zach Cherry became ubiquitous across all TV and streaming the last few years.
This Super Bowl is WrestleMania 14. Mike Tyson was a special referee for the main event of Shawn Michaels Vs Stone Cold. Throughout the entire build he was friends with Michaels and antagonized Austin, but then at the show he turned on Michaels and counted the pin for Austin to win the belt.
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This Super Bowl is WrestleMania 14. Mike Tyson was a special referee for the main event of Shawn Michaels Vs Stone Cold. Throughout the entire build he was friends with Michaels and antagonized Austin, but then at the show he turned on Michaels and counted the pin for Austin to win the belt.
Entire world coming together to agree that this scorebug is AWFUL.
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Entire world coming together to agree that this scorebug is AWFUL.
I think if you call the coin toss at the Super Bowl and you get it right you should get to keep the coin.
February 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I think if you call the coin toss at the Super Bowl and you get it right you should get to keep the coin.
I feel like the King of the Hill episode about sexual harassment could be used to teach people about what it really means and looks like in the workplace. It’s a pitch perfect representation of what this harassment looks like in the real world in this age.
February 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I feel like the King of the Hill episode about sexual harassment could be used to teach people about what it really means and looks like in the workplace. It’s a pitch perfect representation of what this harassment looks like in the real world in this age.
Miami Connection is such a good movie. I’m not gonna give you some so bad it’s good bullshit, it’s just entertaining and goofy as all fucking hell. You can’t sit through this movie and say you weren’t entertained the entire time.
February 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Miami Connection is such a good movie. I’m not gonna give you some so bad it’s good bullshit, it’s just entertaining and goofy as all fucking hell. You can’t sit through this movie and say you weren’t entertained the entire time.
A reminder to people that Peter Angelos’ original sin that made the rest of the owners and league hate him was he sided with the players in the 94 strike, and refused to play a scab team.
dave helping with elon PR
Yeah we're throwing every one of this motherfucker's bobbleheads in the harbor
hope dude enjoyed that 2 month honeymoon
(don't really throw it in the harbor it's just more work for mr. trash wheel)
Yeah we're throwing every one of this motherfucker's bobbleheads in the harbor
hope dude enjoyed that 2 month honeymoon
(don't really throw it in the harbor it's just more work for mr. trash wheel)
Elon says he's in hiding because he is getting death threats over DOGE, DOGE plans to cut $2 trillion (??) Says he is working day and night and sleeping on couch, thinks DOGE work will take four months and is speaking to Trump "incessantly."
February 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A reminder to people that Peter Angelos’ original sin that made the rest of the owners and league hate him was he sided with the players in the 94 strike, and refused to play a scab team.
Both are awful.
Black excellence: Twice as qualified, half as respected, and still passed over or labeled as a ‘DEI hire.’
Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.
Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.
February 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Both are awful.
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Ghana is ready for the @shoutstudios.bsky.social Blu Ray release of 'Hard Boiled'
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February 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ghana is ready for the @shoutstudios.bsky.social Blu Ray release of 'Hard Boiled'
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Blue MAGA loves this shit man. They’re so stoked about the suffering of people because they think it means we should keep eating the slop the Democratic Party gives us.
February 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Blue MAGA loves this shit man. They’re so stoked about the suffering of people because they think it means we should keep eating the slop the Democratic Party gives us.
Obviously what Trump is doing right now is kickstarting WW3, but Trump would have never gotten the opportunity if the administration before him stopped this 15 months ago as the genocide started. Instead they continued funding it and refused to shift gears for the election.
February 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Obviously what Trump is doing right now is kickstarting WW3, but Trump would have never gotten the opportunity if the administration before him stopped this 15 months ago as the genocide started. Instead they continued funding it and refused to shift gears for the election.
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I'll be honest, the "End Racism" thing in the endzones was the emptiest of empty gestures for an organization that chased a Black man out of the league for protesting the police murdering Black people, and where one of the teams in the Superbowl is named the Chiefs and whose fans do a Tomahawk Chop.
February 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'll be honest, the "End Racism" thing in the endzones was the emptiest of empty gestures for an organization that chased a Black man out of the league for protesting the police murdering Black people, and where one of the teams in the Superbowl is named the Chiefs and whose fans do a Tomahawk Chop.
The opposition candidate also ran on continuing her administrations genocide in Gaza. There was no correct choice.
Are Arab Americans in Michigan regretting voting for this lunatic yet?
February 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The opposition candidate also ran on continuing her administrations genocide in Gaza. There was no correct choice.
A big reason I didn’t want to leave Twitter is because I knew bluesky would be full of the shitlibbiest of the shitlibs, the people who would attack you for daring to ask for better from the opposition party. Now they all gloat because the genocide that was already happening is still happening
Listening to Trump explain how he plans to have Pete Hegseth occupy Gaza, displace Palestinians into Egypt & Jordan and build a Riviera-like resort playground for rich folk on the shores of the Mediterranean
And thinking about all those who couldn't hold their noses to vote for Kamala Harris 🤦🏻♂️
And thinking about all those who couldn't hold their noses to vote for Kamala Harris 🤦🏻♂️
February 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A big reason I didn’t want to leave Twitter is because I knew bluesky would be full of the shitlibbiest of the shitlibs, the people who would attack you for daring to ask for better from the opposition party. Now they all gloat because the genocide that was already happening is still happening
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Since evidently we're doing this AGAIN.
Arab and Muslim Americans deserve the dignity of not being coerced or forced into endorsing with their votes the genocide of their friends and family.
Telling people to ignore the deaths of their loved ones because they're going to die anyway is evil.
Arab and Muslim Americans deserve the dignity of not being coerced or forced into endorsing with their votes the genocide of their friends and family.
Telling people to ignore the deaths of their loved ones because they're going to die anyway is evil.
February 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Since evidently we're doing this AGAIN.
Arab and Muslim Americans deserve the dignity of not being coerced or forced into endorsing with their votes the genocide of their friends and family.
Telling people to ignore the deaths of their loved ones because they're going to die anyway is evil.
Arab and Muslim Americans deserve the dignity of not being coerced or forced into endorsing with their votes the genocide of their friends and family.
Telling people to ignore the deaths of their loved ones because they're going to die anyway is evil.
Herbert has made the playoffs in 2 of his 5 seasons, lost both of those games and put up this statline in the most recent one
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Herbert has made the playoffs in 2 of his 5 seasons, lost both of those games and put up this statline in the most recent one
Yeah, it’s time to switch back here
February 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Yeah, it’s time to switch back here
Feeling very melancholic over the potential end of the season tonight. Just hoping for survival. One at a time.
October 10, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Feeling very melancholic over the potential end of the season tonight. Just hoping for survival. One at a time.
Cedric Mullins is cooked, it’s unfortunate, it’s the injuries. But you can no longer defend playing him at the moment. He is hurting the team. Need Hicks in center and Kjerstad at DH on Tuesday
October 8, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Cedric Mullins is cooked, it’s unfortunate, it’s the injuries. But you can no longer defend playing him at the moment. He is hurting the team. Need Hicks in center and Kjerstad at DH on Tuesday
My absurd orioles lineup prediction for today:
1- Rutschman- DH
2- Taters RF
3- Mounty 1B
4- Gunnar 3B
5- Hays LF
6- McCann- C
7- Westy 2B
8- Mullins CF
9- Mateo SS
1- Rutschman- DH
2- Taters RF
3- Mounty 1B
4- Gunnar 3B
5- Hays LF
6- McCann- C
7- Westy 2B
8- Mullins CF
9- Mateo SS
October 8, 2023 at 2:59 PM
My absurd orioles lineup prediction for today:
1- Rutschman- DH
2- Taters RF
3- Mounty 1B
4- Gunnar 3B
5- Hays LF
6- McCann- C
7- Westy 2B
8- Mullins CF
9- Mateo SS
1- Rutschman- DH
2- Taters RF
3- Mounty 1B
4- Gunnar 3B
5- Hays LF
6- McCann- C
7- Westy 2B
8- Mullins CF
9- Mateo SS