He/Him Hate Me
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Faker of funk on a nasty dunk.
you can get all of those at a new york fries or boston pizza
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
you can get all of those at a new york fries or boston pizza
the way he waves as he walks to the podium? WACK!
the way he doesn't swing his arms like a regular american? WACK!
the way he doesn't wiggle his hand? WACK!
me? im tight as FUCK
the way he doesn't swing his arms like a regular american? WACK!
the way he doesn't wiggle his hand? WACK!
me? im tight as FUCK
December 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
the way he waves as he walks to the podium? WACK!
the way he doesn't swing his arms like a regular american? WACK!
the way he doesn't wiggle his hand? WACK!
me? im tight as FUCK
the way he doesn't swing his arms like a regular american? WACK!
the way he doesn't wiggle his hand? WACK!
me? im tight as FUCK
make a hammer with a camera in it
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
make a hammer with a camera in it
newspapers with box scores for every game from the previous night
December 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
newspapers with box scores for every game from the previous night
the real unobtainium
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the real unobtainium
i heard six is afraid of seven
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i heard six is afraid of seven
My wife also showed me a TikTok video from Wong without knowing who he was. That was quite the surprise.
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My wife also showed me a TikTok video from Wong without knowing who he was. That was quite the surprise.
I read The Sirens of Titan last year and looked on Spotify to see if there were any podcasts about it and discovered the Vonneguys podcast with Alex Schmidt and Michael Swaim. It was great and I ended up spending a year going through all of Vonnegut's stuff to follow along with the show.
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I read The Sirens of Titan last year and looked on Spotify to see if there were any podcasts about it and discovered the Vonneguys podcast with Alex Schmidt and Michael Swaim. It was great and I ended up spending a year going through all of Vonnegut's stuff to follow along with the show.
I was teaching overseas when PWOT/Cracked went down. Since then I've gotten married, started a career as a data scientist, and have published several books under the pen name "Jason Pargin"
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I was teaching overseas when PWOT/Cracked went down. Since then I've gotten married, started a career as a data scientist, and have published several books under the pen name "Jason Pargin"
i celebrate straya day by watching your straya day video whenever i can remember
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i celebrate straya day by watching your straya day video whenever i can remember
the post below is how i found you.
i had recognized "douche quadbike" but im only remembering what it was now. the song about some guy's capt. america audition tape?
i had recognized "douche quadbike" but im only remembering what it was now. the song about some guy's capt. america audition tape?
I probably have the last remaining archive of the Douche Quadbike songs and remixes now that the Cracked/PWOT forums are down seemingly in full. I think I can sell the files to some ex PWOT mod for like 20,000 dollars though.
December 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
the post below is how i found you.
i had recognized "douche quadbike" but im only remembering what it was now. the song about some guy's capt. america audition tape?
i had recognized "douche quadbike" but im only remembering what it was now. the song about some guy's capt. america audition tape?
We had a "Man With Beard" at PWOT. Was that you?
December 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We had a "Man With Beard" at PWOT. Was that you?
ah, i had seen this post of yours.
care to remain on the user list?
care to remain on the user list?
Yeah I miss PWOT too
December 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ah, i had seen this post of yours.
care to remain on the user list?
care to remain on the user list?
i was going off this reply.
care to remain on the user list?
care to remain on the user list?
WONGSTEIN!!!
that’s like a 2002 PWOT-level joke
that’s like a 2002 PWOT-level joke
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i was going off this reply.
care to remain on the user list?
care to remain on the user list?
this post came up in the search
Funny thing, I followed you on Twitter recently mostly because I remembered your pfp from PWoT. The algo then left me blissfully unaware of the fact that you write things. This changed when I followed you on bsky and the algo pushed your actual work onto my feed
December 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
this post came up in the search
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December 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
hang on let me check my Jack Off Jams cassette tapes
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
hang on let me check my Jack Off Jams cassette tapes
no no that one is just an old wives tales. the real one is hairy palms
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
no no that one is just an old wives tales. the real one is hairy palms