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Faker of funk on a nasty dunk.
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the NYT article about ski jumpers injection acid into their penises is fake news.
if you could win a competitive advantage by enlarging your penis for suit 3D scan time, why didn't Sweden qualify a single male jumper?
if you could win a competitive advantage by enlarging your penis for suit 3D scan time, why didn't Sweden qualify a single male jumper?
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
the NYT article about ski jumpers injection acid into their penises is fake news.
if you could win a competitive advantage by enlarging your penis for suit 3D scan time, why didn't Sweden qualify a single male jumper?
if you could win a competitive advantage by enlarging your penis for suit 3D scan time, why didn't Sweden qualify a single male jumper?
sure it's costly to send ICE officers to italy but think of all the immigration enforcement opportunities. think of all the italians they'll catch over staying their US visas in milan
Trump sends ICE agents to Olympics in Italy. Apparently ICE is not content to just terrorize and kill Americans on US soil, now they want to do that on foreign soil. Glad to see protesters in Italy! www.si.com/winter-olymp...
Donald Trump’s ICE Mess Has Spilled Over, Staining Team USA’s Winter Olympics
Political turmoil at home has reached the Milan Cortina Games, where the U.S. is scrambling to cover its tracks amid outrage over its government’s policies.
www.si.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
sure it's costly to send ICE officers to italy but think of all the immigration enforcement opportunities. think of all the italians they'll catch over staying their US visas in milan
this is how id look if i were black or chinese
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
this is how id look if i were black or chinese
a painter who has virtuoso command of his brush is known as a greg maddux
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
a painter who has virtuoso command of his brush is known as a greg maddux
a modern day assassin's creed game where the knights templar are the people in the epstein files would be pretty sick
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
a modern day assassin's creed game where the knights templar are the people in the epstein files would be pretty sick
maduro to his prison guard: sir, there's been an awful mistake. you see i am in the epstein files but those files just haven't been released ye- NO! come back, you have to believe me! i am in them! i am in them!! i don't belong in here!!!!
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
maduro to his prison guard: sir, there's been an awful mistake. you see i am in the epstein files but those files just haven't been released ye- NO! come back, you have to believe me! i am in them! i am in them!! i don't belong in here!!!!
with a good enough ad campaign, we can probably get the elite sex-trafficking-pedophile cabal to use their private jets less and help solve climate change!
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
with a good enough ad campaign, we can probably get the elite sex-trafficking-pedophile cabal to use their private jets less and help solve climate change!
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Enough is enough!
Congress needs to appropriate more funding so Trump and Musk can get the extra training that they desperately need!!
Congress needs to appropriate more funding so Trump and Musk can get the extra training that they desperately need!!
The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Enough is enough!
Congress needs to appropriate more funding so Trump and Musk can get the extra training that they desperately need!!
Congress needs to appropriate more funding so Trump and Musk can get the extra training that they desperately need!!
why did stephen miller tell her to shoot her dog? and then write about it?
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 PM
why did stephen miller tell her to shoot her dog? and then write about it?
you know a netflix documentary or limited series was good when it ends with a plug for wannatalkaboutit
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
you know a netflix documentary or limited series was good when it ends with a plug for wannatalkaboutit
why doesn't trump ever joke about something funny, like putting steven miller into a wood chipper, or that jd vance is the Goatse guy?
Don't worry everyone, Karoline Leavitt promised that Trump was just joking about cancelling the midterm elections.
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
why doesn't trump ever joke about something funny, like putting steven miller into a wood chipper, or that jd vance is the Goatse guy?
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In 1997, Burger King reformulated their fries to better compete with McDonald's. For the campaign, they used Mr. Potato Head, who participated in some McDonald's campaigns in years past. These fries were pretty good, but in true BK fashion, they've changed the recipe since then.
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
In 1997, Burger King reformulated their fries to better compete with McDonald's. For the campaign, they used Mr. Potato Head, who participated in some McDonald's campaigns in years past. These fries were pretty good, but in true BK fashion, they've changed the recipe since then.
*schwarzenegger in predator voice*
if he reacts, we can shame him
if he reacts, we can shame him
Trump yells “fuck you” and flips off an auto worker in Michigan who yelled “pedophile protector” www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/t...
January 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
*schwarzenegger in predator voice*
if he reacts, we can shame him
if he reacts, we can shame him
"pouring one out" for my homie scott adams by sticking my fingers up someone's ass
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
"pouring one out" for my homie scott adams by sticking my fingers up someone's ass
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Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again
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“For the former mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana, see Harry Baals.” god bless america
January 3, 2026 at 3:07 AM
“For the former mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana, see Harry Baals.” god bless america
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Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
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This year, Grok was reprogrammed to say Elon Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This year, Grok was reprogrammed to say Elon Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
normal people just say "ball don't lie"
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
normal people just say "ball don't lie"
i just finished obra dinn. any suggestions for another mystery / puzzle game?
(i've also finished the two golden idols, and outer wilds)
#gaming
(i've also finished the two golden idols, and outer wilds)
#gaming
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i just finished obra dinn. any suggestions for another mystery / puzzle game?
(i've also finished the two golden idols, and outer wilds)
#gaming
(i've also finished the two golden idols, and outer wilds)
#gaming