CLINICAL DEPRESSION (World Tour)
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Day 4: still eating holiday ham. Nothing else to report.
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Day 4: still eating holiday ham. Nothing else to report.
I’m tryna get my Kris Kringled
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m tryna get my Kris Kringled
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Time to attempt to make Ludachristmas a thing again. Wish me luck!
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Time to attempt to make Ludachristmas a thing again. Wish me luck!
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if you need me you can buzz on my nads
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
if you need me you can buzz on my nads
We’re gonna play Russian roulette at the Christmas party and whoever is left has to be executor of our estates.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We’re gonna play Russian roulette at the Christmas party and whoever is left has to be executor of our estates.
[graphics whooshing]
closed captioning at its finest
closed captioning at its finest
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
[graphics whooshing]
closed captioning at its finest
closed captioning at its finest
A guy putting his hands up and looking exasperated and saying something (don’t know what) followed by a monkey stealing a baby on a motorcycle.
watching a muted tv playing one of those shows where lower tier media personalities explain a viral clip.
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A guy putting his hands up and looking exasperated and saying something (don’t know what) followed by a monkey stealing a baby on a motorcycle.
watching a muted tv playing one of those shows where lower tier media personalities explain a viral clip.
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
watching a muted tv playing one of those shows where lower tier media personalities explain a viral clip.
There’s a pokemon go gym at The Hague
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There’s a pokemon go gym at The Hague
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Humidor full of slim jims
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Humidor full of slim jims
They didn’t even bother printing 2026 planners. Thats how bad it is.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
They didn’t even bother printing 2026 planners. Thats how bad it is.
MrBeast should do a pop-up hospital in Gaza
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
MrBeast should do a pop-up hospital in Gaza
I ain’t even interested in a leftover turkey sandwich if they ain’t no pickles
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I ain’t even interested in a leftover turkey sandwich if they ain’t no pickles
Never ate better than at a Southern funeral
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Never ate better than at a Southern funeral
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My screenplay for ‘The Poughkeepsie Potato Peeler Murders’ was rejected by Netflix. They’ll regret their lack of vision when it wins an Emmy one day.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My screenplay for ‘The Poughkeepsie Potato Peeler Murders’ was rejected by Netflix. They’ll regret their lack of vision when it wins an Emmy one day.
Time for a mother frickin HOT DOOOG
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Time for a mother frickin HOT DOOOG
Clay Higgins be like “I hit the wrong button on my vote thing”
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Clay Higgins be like “I hit the wrong button on my vote thing”
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
God dang
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
God dang
I need a sushi lunch with a big beer and a stupid-looking fish in an aquarium watching me eat it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I need a sushi lunch with a big beer and a stupid-looking fish in an aquarium watching me eat it.
The worst thing about an epiphany is examining the logistics of changing your ways and deciding it’s easier to keep on the way you came.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The worst thing about an epiphany is examining the logistics of changing your ways and deciding it’s easier to keep on the way you came.
I have a vivid memory of sitting in a little bar at dusk on a cold autumn day. Drinking an Irish coffee sitting by an open window as the cold rain drizzled in. I was on an island. I could only hear the ocean. I’ll never experience that again.
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I have a vivid memory of sitting in a little bar at dusk on a cold autumn day. Drinking an Irish coffee sitting by an open window as the cold rain drizzled in. I was on an island. I could only hear the ocean. I’ll never experience that again.
Pattern-seeking brain isn’t working out too good. I need less self-awareness.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Pattern-seeking brain isn’t working out too good. I need less self-awareness.
The lion does not concern himself with the little twist tie thing on the bread
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The lion does not concern himself with the little twist tie thing on the bread