Stop overthinking. Take one (1) gold bar from your treasury, stamp it into a relief of DJT's face, tell him he's handsome and strong and smart and you want your nation to be pretty and strong like bull, like his nation, zip zap zoop - alliance fixed.

I'm silently not including Melanie Griffith in my little quip. But Brian De Palma was an A list director and seeing a bunch of third stringers listed after her was just funny. I'm old; I was there when this came out, and usually know who was in any given big movie from the era.

I thought to myself "huh I can't think of who that might be" and it turns out there's a really good reason for that. What even is this cast?

Super not. Shoulder patch text.

To be fair, The Terminator theme is pretty catchy

Three guys who are in dire need of a blanket party

Could be this. Awesome hifi demo and the music's good too.

The vampire that understands LLCs will rule forever

It's kind of like a "behold, a man" situation in terms of fulfilling the requirements and getting a chicken

A master.

I whittle down a toothpick for cleaning phone ports. Works great, feels like a boy scout project, no downside.