Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃
@clockdivider.bsky.social
Ancient bird
Now I'm hearing that, right now, half the middle and high school is out with the flu.
So my kid has the flu (confirmed by swab) and I'm very very glad we all had shots this year so it's just like a really shitty cold. I'm also grateful she started tamiflu a few hours ago.
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Now I'm hearing that, right now, half the middle and high school is out with the flu.
On a call with Kaiser with my kid. Doc asks if they can use a perfectly harmless thing to help take notes.
No.
No you cannot.
At least they still ask.
No.
No you cannot.
At least they still ask.
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
On a call with Kaiser with my kid. Doc asks if they can use a perfectly harmless thing to help take notes.
No.
No you cannot.
At least they still ask.
No.
No you cannot.
At least they still ask.
Got a nastygram from an account guy at work for telling client they left some info out of a tech doc. Bitch I'm in engineering, I'm not here to talk to clients but you put me on the thread with them so now we talking.
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Got a nastygram from an account guy at work for telling client they left some info out of a tech doc. Bitch I'm in engineering, I'm not here to talk to clients but you put me on the thread with them so now we talking.
Age Verification?
I remember going with my dad to downtown Palo Alto to buy coal
I remember going with my dad to downtown Palo Alto to buy coal
Age Verification?
When I turned 16, my first car was a 1976 Dodge Dart, and it was 4 years older than me.
When I turned 16, my first car was a 1976 Dodge Dart, and it was 4 years older than me.
Age Verification?
I got a Nintendo in 1986 for Christmas
I got a Nintendo in 1986 for Christmas
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Age Verification?
I remember going with my dad to downtown Palo Alto to buy coal
I remember going with my dad to downtown Palo Alto to buy coal
White House announces EO 69420 in which "Rules" and "Laws" are to be re-designated "suggestions" and "wishes". Thanks you for your attention to this matter.
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
White House announces EO 69420 in which "Rules" and "Laws" are to be re-designated "suggestions" and "wishes". Thanks you for your attention to this matter.
Darth Dophile
Darth Podephile
Darth Podiphele
Darth Dophele
Darth Podile
Yes that's it: Darth Podile
Ship it, George
Darth Podephile
Darth Podiphele
Darth Dophele
Darth Podile
Yes that's it: Darth Podile
Ship it, George
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Darth Dophile
Darth Podephile
Darth Podiphele
Darth Dophele
Darth Podile
Yes that's it: Darth Podile
Ship it, George
Darth Podephile
Darth Podiphele
Darth Dophele
Darth Podile
Yes that's it: Darth Podile
Ship it, George
Someone left an 18 gauge nailgun at my house so that's fun. It's fastenin' time.
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Someone left an 18 gauge nailgun at my house so that's fun. It's fastenin' time.
At Costco just now there were ladies walking through the checkout lines hawking large pepperoni pizzas like bags of peanuts
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
At Costco just now there were ladies walking through the checkout lines hawking large pepperoni pizzas like bags of peanuts
Fig. 1
A guy who fucks
A guy who fucks
Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (1973)
YouTube video by Nostalgies 60'-70'-80'
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Fig. 1
A guy who fucks
A guy who fucks
So my favorite shawarma place changed their hot sauce so it's just salty and sour, not hot. Why would they do this?
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 AM
So my favorite shawarma place changed their hot sauce so it's just salty and sour, not hot. Why would they do this?
I remember when it was Cake vs Free Beer in the best local band race back in the day. RIP.
February 8, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I remember when it was Cake vs Free Beer in the best local band race back in the day. RIP.
I've been watching The Prior obsessively. It's about a heroic team of insurance doctors selflessly working to deny lifesaving care to hundreds of patients per day. It's streaming on Gas Station TV.
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I've been watching The Prior obsessively. It's about a heroic team of insurance doctors selflessly working to deny lifesaving care to hundreds of patients per day. It's streaming on Gas Station TV.
I don't know what changed but my previously unwatchable local NBC affiliate has become crystal clear for the Olympics. Not complaining. Well, the NBC commentators still won't ever shut up, but otherwise it's good.
February 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I don't know what changed but my previously unwatchable local NBC affiliate has become crystal clear for the Olympics. Not complaining. Well, the NBC commentators still won't ever shut up, but otherwise it's good.
They're showing Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, which I didn't know existed post-1980s, after the Olympics. Here's a fun fact about Marlin Perkins.
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
They're showing Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, which I didn't know existed post-1980s, after the Olympics. Here's a fun fact about Marlin Perkins.
My tastes are, shall we say, unconventional. I'm trying to start up a convention for them next year, I'll let you know if I get a venue lined up.
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
My tastes are, shall we say, unconventional. I'm trying to start up a convention for them next year, I'll let you know if I get a venue lined up.
Things to make and are they worth it: a thread
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Things to make and are they worth it: a thread
prisencolinensinainciusol!
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 AM
prisencolinensinainciusol!
So my kid has the flu (confirmed by swab) and I'm very very glad we all had shots this year so it's just like a really shitty cold. I'm also grateful she started tamiflu a few hours ago.
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
So my kid has the flu (confirmed by swab) and I'm very very glad we all had shots this year so it's just like a really shitty cold. I'm also grateful she started tamiflu a few hours ago.
Hi this is the dildo store. Your verification code is 38269517 because fuck your six digit code and your dildo security is important to us.
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Hi this is the dildo store. Your verification code is 38269517 because fuck your six digit code and your dildo security is important to us.
Everyone's got that one coworker who uses a fancy Shure SM-7B/MNE (Mouth Noise Enhancement) on conference calls
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Everyone's got that one coworker who uses a fancy Shure SM-7B/MNE (Mouth Noise Enhancement) on conference calls
The Rural Juror: Chapter II: The Isthmus of Statham, from the director of Urban Fervor
There's no easy way to say this: isthmus
February 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The Rural Juror: Chapter II: The Isthmus of Statham, from the director of Urban Fervor
Hey guys I think I figured out why they always say making your own sauce tastes better
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Hey guys I think I figured out why they always say making your own sauce tastes better
2:05:00.420 well would you look at that? *lights up*
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
2:05:00.420 well would you look at that? *lights up*
Just quit your job, AUSA. I only read the first 5 words. So what is this about?
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Just quit your job, AUSA. I only read the first 5 words. So what is this about?
does anyone remember a PBS show about the book The Outsiders, from like 1980 (before the movie), where they describe the book and it's acted out?
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
does anyone remember a PBS show about the book The Outsiders, from like 1980 (before the movie), where they describe the book and it's acted out?