Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃
@clockdivider.bsky.social
Ancient bird
Couldn't the EU just each give Trump a bar of gold, do some face to face dick riding, and get our alliances back on track? I mean it really does look that simple from where I'm standing.
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Couldn't the EU just each give Trump a bar of gold, do some face to face dick riding, and get our alliances back on track? I mean it really does look that simple from where I'm standing.
Miley Cyrus covering Cocteau Twins? Sure why not. www.youtube.com/watch?v=emkO...
Miley Cyrus Sings “Heaven or Las Vegas” in 2021! (Las Vegas Concert)
YouTube video by iSeeCyrus
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Miley Cyrus covering Cocteau Twins? Sure why not. www.youtube.com/watch?v=emkO...
There's a homeless artist in San Jose who posts up on Curtner in 40K cosplay
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
There's a homeless artist in San Jose who posts up on Curtner in 40K cosplay
It's chilly at my house but it's 74 degrees colder on the north slope of Alaska
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
It's chilly at my house but it's 74 degrees colder on the north slope of Alaska
AI as fuck. Shoulder patch text. Goddamnit.
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
AI as fuck. Shoulder patch text. Goddamnit.
This looks like the spread put out in my childhood friend's house that smelled like an ashtray.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This looks like the spread put out in my childhood friend's house that smelled like an ashtray.
We call it The Room 101
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
We call it The Room 101
My brother said hey check out this guy I'm watching on reels and it was @jasonkpargin.bsky.social. In short he's going to watch Glengarry Glen Ross now.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My brother said hey check out this guy I'm watching on reels and it was @jasonkpargin.bsky.social. In short he's going to watch Glengarry Glen Ross now.
Hammers.
🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Hammers.
"I had a nice house but they repealed prop 13 and when I faked my death for the 18th time so I could pose as my own son and inherit it, I lost it to taxes"
you'd think that vampires would be rich from compound interest and things like that but you'd need a pretty complex setup to avoid detection, and what if you predate capitalism and can barely read. just continually building up a small pile of savings and then getting wiped out and/or scammed
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"I had a nice house but they repealed prop 13 and when I faked my death for the 18th time so I could pose as my own son and inherit it, I lost it to taxes"
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November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This person was obviously royalty, but his balls suffered major, repeated trauma. Archaeologists theorize that a revolution occurred during his reign, which is the only plausible explanation for such torture. We hope to clone him some day from the abundant DNA found in the device.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
This person was obviously royalty, but his balls suffered major, repeated trauma. Archaeologists theorize that a revolution occurred during his reign, which is the only plausible explanation for such torture. We hope to clone him some day from the abundant DNA found in the device.
Trader Joe's regular italian pasta in the blue bag went away a few months ago. It's Egyptian now, in purple bags.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Trader Joe's regular italian pasta in the blue bag went away a few months ago. It's Egyptian now, in purple bags.
New porn series: The Unethical Doctor
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
New porn series: The Unethical Doctor
Asking a question on a motorcycle repair forum that's definitely going to get me yelled at. Keep me in your thoughts.
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Asking a question on a motorcycle repair forum that's definitely going to get me yelled at. Keep me in your thoughts.
Pretty fly for a wight guy
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Pretty fly for a wight guy
My cop friend investigated a noise complaint call in Atherton in the 90s that turned out to be Larry Ellison in his underwear playing drums in his backyard studio. Said he was pretty sure Larry was tripping balls at the time also. You know, like they do in the middle of the country.
umm this sucks
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
My cop friend investigated a noise complaint call in Atherton in the 90s that turned out to be Larry Ellison in his underwear playing drums in his backyard studio. Said he was pretty sure Larry was tripping balls at the time also. You know, like they do in the middle of the country.
Hey look- tears in rain!
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Hey look- tears in rain!
811:
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
811:
Aloo paratha -> potato flatbread
Aloo keema -> beef and potato curry
Aloo fwife -> potato and ??
Aloo keema -> beef and potato curry
Aloo fwife -> potato and ??
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Aloo paratha -> potato flatbread
Aloo keema -> beef and potato curry
Aloo fwife -> potato and ??
Aloo keema -> beef and potato curry
Aloo fwife -> potato and ??
If bsky doesn't have sitewide campaign detection yet, that's just malpractice. That was in server side spam filtering 15 years ago. (Meaning similar spammy links showing up across many accounts.)
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
If bsky doesn't have sitewide campaign detection yet, that's just malpractice. That was in server side spam filtering 15 years ago. (Meaning similar spammy links showing up across many accounts.)
I spent the afternoon clearing out all the little passages in my Yamaha's carbs. It's really satisfying to put it back together, fire it up and ride around town fighting with a bike that still absolutely will not idle without dying AT ALL.
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I spent the afternoon clearing out all the little passages in my Yamaha's carbs. It's really satisfying to put it back together, fire it up and ride around town fighting with a bike that still absolutely will not idle without dying AT ALL.
I've browsed mid-tier real estate in Bahrain and all the houses look like Saddam's bathroom from top to bottom
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I've browsed mid-tier real estate in Bahrain and all the houses look like Saddam's bathroom from top to bottom
I was rummaging around in a database at work for troubleshooting reasons and found a customer was actively running jobs for [huge celebrity]. I can promise there's an ace technical team keeping her stuff moving but the guy actually working for her is a bit of a bonehead.
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I was rummaging around in a database at work for troubleshooting reasons and found a customer was actively running jobs for [huge celebrity]. I can promise there's an ace technical team keeping her stuff moving but the guy actually working for her is a bit of a bonehead.
Checking Amazon reviews for a motorcycle battery:
"This fit my Mercedes CLA250 perfectly"
Uh thanks? For giving me a review of a different thing, complete with a header indicting that you know it's a different thing?
"This fit my Mercedes CLA250 perfectly"
Uh thanks? For giving me a review of a different thing, complete with a header indicting that you know it's a different thing?
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Checking Amazon reviews for a motorcycle battery:
"This fit my Mercedes CLA250 perfectly"
Uh thanks? For giving me a review of a different thing, complete with a header indicting that you know it's a different thing?
"This fit my Mercedes CLA250 perfectly"
Uh thanks? For giving me a review of a different thing, complete with a header indicting that you know it's a different thing?