Call me Cloves
@cloves.bsky.social
Gen X trying to find relevance. I have a husband, 3 sons, and a best friend who lives too far away from me. Introvert who needs distance. No touching.
Gen. Caine always looks so embarrassed to be associated with this administration. And yet, there he stays.
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Gen. Caine always looks so embarrassed to be associated with this administration. And yet, there he stays.
I need a statement from the Kennedy family.
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I need a statement from the Kennedy family.
Math isn't for everyone.
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Math isn't for everyone.
The groundskeeper at the temple has decided to lean into our mild winter and has planted pansies out front. 😁
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The groundskeeper at the temple has decided to lean into our mild winter and has planted pansies out front. 😁
It's a loaves of homemade bread kind of time.
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's a loaves of homemade bread kind of time.
Halliburton and Blackwater will be contracting out the competing Plug-Uglies.
Private equity has found a new source of profit: volunteer fire departments.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...
Private Equity Finds a New Source of Profit: Volunteer Fire Departments
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Halliburton and Blackwater will be contracting out the competing Plug-Uglies.
Now with extra cup holders
Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production | Carscoops
The Hypersquare steering wheel and steer-by-wire technology are headed for a production car soon, as Peugeot begins early prototype testing
www.carscoops.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Now with extra cup holders
So the only "State's Rights" this country really cared about was the State's Right To Hold Slaves? We fought a war about that but we're going to let this slide???
In case you ever needed proof that the Heritage Foundation is not a conservative organization, here we have them cheering on the Federal Government threatening to strip all funding from a state that does not make political decisions the President likes. Any true conservative would be howling.
The US government is now a mafia organization.
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So the only "State's Rights" this country really cared about was the State's Right To Hold Slaves? We fought a war about that but we're going to let this slide???
I made vanilla, vanilla paste, and vanilla sugar for gifts for friends this year. Which means I had to be thinking about this in September to start everything.
Please clap.
Please clap.
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I made vanilla, vanilla paste, and vanilla sugar for gifts for friends this year. Which means I had to be thinking about this in September to start everything.
Please clap.
Please clap.
I predict that this not going to go the way Disney thinks its going to go.
NEW - Disney and OpenAI have struck a new three-year deal letting Sora generate short, fan-prompted social videos featuring 200+ characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars.
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I predict that this not going to go the way Disney thinks its going to go.
This clown show should have access to Comic Sans and only Comic Sans.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This clown show should have access to Comic Sans and only Comic Sans.
This is the Circuses part of Circuses and Bread govt. I dont think we are actually going to get bread.
Sean Duffy: "As people travel through our skies, we want to have the most enjoyable experience for them. Someone might want to come through and do a couple pull ups."
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is the Circuses part of Circuses and Bread govt. I dont think we are actually going to get bread.
I'm reviewing the items I have ordered for my husband and my 3 sons for Christmas and, as a totality, I think I'm probably on some kind of watch list now.
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm reviewing the items I have ordered for my husband and my 3 sons for Christmas and, as a totality, I think I'm probably on some kind of watch list now.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Is Cotton's plan to keep digging his hole until he falls out the other side?
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Is Cotton's plan to keep digging his hole until he falls out the other side?
I had a dream last night that Trump played clarinet in a lounge band. But he didn't want people to know he played clarinet so he sat off the stage scooted up against the stadium seats.
He was actually a pretty good clarinet player.
He was actually a pretty good clarinet player.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I had a dream last night that Trump played clarinet in a lounge band. But he didn't want people to know he played clarinet so he sat off the stage scooted up against the stadium seats.
He was actually a pretty good clarinet player.
He was actually a pretty good clarinet player.
Just to be clear, Rape Protection doesn't align with this administration's values.
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Just to be clear, Rape Protection doesn't align with this administration's values.
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
I don't need to see a snuff film to be interested enough to stop this. However, I don't have any power to stop this and those that do have power all ready damn well know exactly what is happening.
Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don't need to see a snuff film to be interested enough to stop this. However, I don't have any power to stop this and those that do have power all ready damn well know exactly what is happening.
So after spending hours waiting in the ER we got sent home with "labs are good and the CT is clear". The leading theory was kidney stone, but they didn't see anything. He's still in pain though. His liver team has been notified and he sees them next week. Its not great but not exactly bad either.
Well crap. I'm taking my organ transplant kid to the ER for "extreme belly pain"
Maybe he'll get a preventative MRI
Wish us luck
Maybe he'll get a preventative MRI
Wish us luck
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So after spending hours waiting in the ER we got sent home with "labs are good and the CT is clear". The leading theory was kidney stone, but they didn't see anything. He's still in pain though. His liver team has been notified and he sees them next week. Its not great but not exactly bad either.
Well crap. I'm taking my organ transplant kid to the ER for "extreme belly pain"
Maybe he'll get a preventative MRI
Wish us luck
Maybe he'll get a preventative MRI
Wish us luck
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Well crap. I'm taking my organ transplant kid to the ER for "extreme belly pain"
Maybe he'll get a preventative MRI
Wish us luck
Maybe he'll get a preventative MRI
Wish us luck
Shoot, I've already committed to hate-not read 'American Canto'
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Shoot, I've already committed to hate-not read 'American Canto'
I see his hand is bandaged again. What do we think he's getting so many IVs for?
Poor guy’s been tuckered out. All that starting work at noon will get to ya
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I see his hand is bandaged again. What do we think he's getting so many IVs for?
Step one: Concerned
Step two: ???
Step three: Move on as if nothing ever happened
Step two: ???
Step three: Move on as if nothing ever happened
Utah Sen. John Curtis is “concerned” about a second strike on a boat in the Caribbean Sea earlier this year that, according to the Washington Post, killed two survivors amid the wreckage ksltv.com/politics-ele... #utpol
Utah senator vows to ‘conduct oversight’ into second boat strike that killed survivors
Utah Sen. John Curtis is “concerned” about a second strike on a boat in the Caribbean Sea earlier this year that, according to the Washington Post, killed two survivors amid the wreckage.
ksltv.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Step one: Concerned
Step two: ???
Step three: Move on as if nothing ever happened
Step two: ???
Step three: Move on as if nothing ever happened
First they are caught smoking meth now breaking into liquor stores. Are trash pandas being domesticated by trailer trash?
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
First they are caught smoking meth now breaking into liquor stores. Are trash pandas being domesticated by trailer trash?
I cannot believe people are ok with this kind of language coming form the President of the United States.
I'm so ashamed of our government.
I'm so ashamed of our government.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I cannot believe people are ok with this kind of language coming form the President of the United States.
I'm so ashamed of our government.
I'm so ashamed of our government.