Call me Cloves
@cloves.bsky.social
Gen X trying to find relevance. I have a husband, 3 sons, and a best friend who lives too far away from me. Introvert who needs distance. No touching.
Admittedly, I've never snorted cocaine in my life, but off the toilet seat? You're in the bathroom, there are other surfaces available to you. I'm not saying the sink is necessarily more hygienic, but it carries less emotional trauma
He's got to be a walking biology experiment at this point, right?
He's got to be a walking biology experiment at this point, right?
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Admittedly, I've never snorted cocaine in my life, but off the toilet seat? You're in the bathroom, there are other surfaces available to you. I'm not saying the sink is necessarily more hygienic, but it carries less emotional trauma
He's got to be a walking biology experiment at this point, right?
He's got to be a walking biology experiment at this point, right?
My cookie cutter came! Now I'm ready to make Valentine cookies.
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
My cookie cutter came! Now I'm ready to make Valentine cookies.
Besides inconveniencing me, this bill won't really affect me. I have my birth certificate, my marriage license (with raised seal), and my passport in my possession.
I still think this is a bullshit Act being pushed by my own bullshit Senator. It's nothing more than fearmongering.
I still think this is a bullshit Act being pushed by my own bullshit Senator. It's nothing more than fearmongering.
BREAKING: The House passed the so-called SAVE America Act which threatens to upend our freedom to vote.
The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Besides inconveniencing me, this bill won't really affect me. I have my birth certificate, my marriage license (with raised seal), and my passport in my possession.
I still think this is a bullshit Act being pushed by my own bullshit Senator. It's nothing more than fearmongering.
I still think this is a bullshit Act being pushed by my own bullshit Senator. It's nothing more than fearmongering.
That's not even a skirmish.
Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
That's not even a skirmish.
My God, does he just power down between pressers?
WHY DOES NO ONE PUSH BACK ON HIS LACK OF AWARENESS!!!
My kingdom for a follow up question every time he trots this tired excuse out.
WHY DOES NO ONE PUSH BACK ON HIS LACK OF AWARENESS!!!
My kingdom for a follow up question every time he trots this tired excuse out.
Q: There's reporting that federal judges are increasingly frustrated with DHS for defying court orders in cases involving ICE detainees. Should the administration be able to miss deadlines?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not gonna comment on a report I haven't seen. That's the first I've heard of it.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not gonna comment on a report I haven't seen. That's the first I've heard of it.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
My God, does he just power down between pressers?
WHY DOES NO ONE PUSH BACK ON HIS LACK OF AWARENESS!!!
My kingdom for a follow up question every time he trots this tired excuse out.
WHY DOES NO ONE PUSH BACK ON HIS LACK OF AWARENESS!!!
My kingdom for a follow up question every time he trots this tired excuse out.
I gasped at the Ring commercial.
My oldest snorted and said "You knew this was the eventuality"
To which I replied, "Yes, but I didn't think they would say it out loud."
My oldest snorted and said "You knew this was the eventuality"
To which I replied, "Yes, but I didn't think they would say it out loud."
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I gasped at the Ring commercial.
My oldest snorted and said "You knew this was the eventuality"
To which I replied, "Yes, but I didn't think they would say it out loud."
My oldest snorted and said "You knew this was the eventuality"
To which I replied, "Yes, but I didn't think they would say it out loud."
Seahawks kicker is the MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Seahawks kicker is the MVP.
I really thought the trees were going g to dance.
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I really thought the trees were going g to dance.
We are watching the superbowl. My oldest is keeping us updated on polymarket chatter to keep us entertained.
My middle son is hoping we are already seeing the final score.
My middle son is hoping we are already seeing the final score.
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
We are watching the superbowl. My oldest is keeping us updated on polymarket chatter to keep us entertained.
My middle son is hoping we are already seeing the final score.
My middle son is hoping we are already seeing the final score.
As the mother of a recent transplant patient this makes me seeth with rage. My son takes his meds twice a day and they really discourage even missing one of those doses.
They are trying to kill that man.
They are trying to kill that man.
A man taken into custody in Rochester Thursday by federal immigration agents and now held at the Whipple Federal Building in the Twin Cities is a recent organ transplant recipient who is without his needed anti-rejection medication, state Rep. Kim Hicks tells MPR News.
Transplant recipient arrested by federal agents in Rochester needs medicine, state representative says
State Rep. Kim Hicks told MPR News she drove to the Whipple Federal Building near Ft. Snelling Thursday night to give the man his medication but authorities wouldn't take it without a doctor's note. S...
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
As the mother of a recent transplant patient this makes me seeth with rage. My son takes his meds twice a day and they really discourage even missing one of those doses.
They are trying to kill that man.
They are trying to kill that man.
Who would have thought Ghost (1990) was the Techbros comfort movie.
AI “deadbots” aim to replace the dead—and raise plenty of ethical issues, Charley Burlock argues. “Perhaps the biggest question is how such a product might shift our experience of personal grief and collective memory.”
The AI Companies Trying to Make Grief Obsolete
You can buy an AI version of your lost loved one. But should you?
bit.ly
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Who would have thought Ghost (1990) was the Techbros comfort movie.
I bought a piece of salmon for my son, because I love him. And now he is cooking that salmon and I'm wondering if I misplaced my love.
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I bought a piece of salmon for my son, because I love him. And now he is cooking that salmon and I'm wondering if I misplaced my love.
We've reached the worried but not enough to take positive action phase of the dismal winter Ut is having. I received the following email.
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
We've reached the worried but not enough to take positive action phase of the dismal winter Ut is having. I received the following email.
Around the Monuments??? Better slow those cars around the tight corners. Hahahahahaha
I'm so glad that in the absence of exploding grocery prices, a falling dollar, domestic unrest & any pedophile scandals, that the president has found things to do with his time. /s
Celebrating American Greatness with American Motor Racing
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Around the Monuments??? Better slow those cars around the tight corners. Hahahahahaha
My English-Swedish-German ancestry is getting whiplash trying to decide which American faction to relate to lately.
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
My English-Swedish-German ancestry is getting whiplash trying to decide which American faction to relate to lately.
Its called an Army Surplus Store and every town in America has one. Gas masks are NOT hard to come by. Although I'm sure the demand is rising.
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Its called an Army Surplus Store and every town in America has one. Gas masks are NOT hard to come by. Although I'm sure the demand is rising.
A) does no one know where penguins are native?
B) do they not know The Penguin is a bumbling Gotham Villain?
B) do they not know The Penguin is a bumbling Gotham Villain?
January 24, 2026 at 6:01 AM
A) does no one know where penguins are native?
B) do they not know The Penguin is a bumbling Gotham Villain?
B) do they not know The Penguin is a bumbling Gotham Villain?
Isn't this man Catholic? How many buried babies is the catholic church responsible for?
January 23, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Isn't this man Catholic? How many buried babies is the catholic church responsible for?
But... they haven't done any of that.
Mike Johnson: "It is the strength of the American family again -- that's what we brought back. We measure our success on the number of lives we save and the lives we improve and uplift with common sense life-affirming policies."
January 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
But... they haven't done any of that.
Im still waiting for an Amber Alert type app that will send a loud alert as soon as it is verified.
Please tell me someone is working on that. We can call it Orange Drops.
Please tell me someone is working on that. We can call it Orange Drops.
January 21, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Im still waiting for an Amber Alert type app that will send a loud alert as soon as it is verified.
Please tell me someone is working on that. We can call it Orange Drops.
Please tell me someone is working on that. We can call it Orange Drops.
Truer words about his base were never spoken
"But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
"But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
Trump: "ICE is gonna be too rough with somebody. They're gonna make a mistake sometimes. I felt horribly when I was told the young woman had the tragedy. But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Truer words about his base were never spoken
"But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
"But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
I've already scuttled plans for a spring trip to Iceland because I'm so ashamed of what my govt is doing in the area.
90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I've already scuttled plans for a spring trip to Iceland because I'm so ashamed of what my govt is doing in the area.
Unfortunately for my GPA, math isn't subjective. There really is only the one way to calculate this.
Trump: We are bringing medicine down by many times -- and there are two ways of calculating, you could say 1000%, 2000%, or 90% or 80%. The Democrats want you to say 90 or 80, but there are two ways of calculating it
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Unfortunately for my GPA, math isn't subjective. There really is only the one way to calculate this.
