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Call me Cloves
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Gen X trying to find relevance. I have a husband, 3 sons, and a best friend who lives too far away from me. Introvert who needs distance. No touching.
Has a very "Nazis pilaged a museum and took it all home" feel.

Mirrored cabinets in the KITCHEN?? What fresh grease hell is this?
December 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I was just at the liquor store. Ours didn't have lines tonight. Maybe my community is putting off until family time is imminent.
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
We had an in ground pool when we lived in San Antonio for 3 years. It's been almost 10 years since we left and I still miss it.
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
That's what they built over their inground pools when they got fed up with the maintenance
December 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
That's a big meatstick.

I do this with my grocery orders but it goes the other way. I end up with the smallest sizes available.
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is that a warning to you specifically? 😁
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
He fancies himself the very model of a modern major general.
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
damn. They are running out of their own terrible ideas so they stealing from others.
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This isn't real is it? This can't be real.
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is the kind of news we need!
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Our dog was the result of someone agreeing to take in a foster dog they promise promised was neutered because her dog wasn't spayed. Guess who wasn't neutered.

Our dog was spayed as soon as she was old enough.
December 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I know the Utah ski resorts are in a bad way. I was wondering how CO resorts were doing. I guess its a good time to not be a skier.
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I would buy that if I knew where to buy it
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My white, straight sons are doing fine. The one who is struggling finding a career after graduation is because another white, straight man blew up the economy.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I've noticed a decline over the years. There are a few stalwarts but I think a lot of people have just stopped in general. I even noticed Walmart had a MUCH smaller selection of cards this year.
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Omg! Venezuela has our land??!?

If it looks like Florida they can probably just keep that.
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
ok but that photo of the ice cream cone on the I-80 made me feel things I haven't in a long time
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Of course they watch movies. That's how they know how OpSec works.
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My son has a copy of the Jefferson Bible. But I doubt that would be acceptable.

I'd like a new translation of the BoM so it sounds less KJV
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
But men still have to wear socks?
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM