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denni.
@clumsyknees.bsky.social
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she/her | 34 | lesbian programmer, disabled writer, generally a fucking delight.
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me watching and reacting to episodes I've already seen right next to you:
Laura Bailey at the d&d table on the set of Critical Role with her mouth open in awe, with a spectral version of her superimposed behind her biting her thumb seductively
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A deranged looking Goofy with the caption, "I'll fuckin do it again"
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
clumsyknees.bsky.social
bro you gotta pay attention to the news, the government that must not be named is claiming that Tylenol causes autism
A post by someone with the handle "ilovewikipedia", which reads "i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world"
September 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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the job hunt is sucking the life out of me lol
Traumatized Mr. Incredible meme. On the left, a reasonably happy-looking Mr. Incredible, with the text: "Finding a job listing that you're qualified for" On the right, Mr. Incredible's face is heavily shadowed in a black and white, high contrast, crunchy edit, with the text: "We expect candidates to embrace AI-powered tools to aggressively accelerate software delivery"
August 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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hungerstone (2025)
Two frames of screenshot stills of Super Smash Bros. Daisy and Peach are facing each other. In the first still, the caption says, "Are you tired of being nice?" In the second still, Daisy is leaning closer to Peach, who looks shocked. The caption reads: "Don't you must want to go ape shitt"
July 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
clumsyknees.bsky.social
jesus coming to ask lafayette out at merlotte's
The Kevin James meme, where he leans against his kitchen counter, shrugging, with his hands in his pockets and a cheeky smirk on his face.
July 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Artie doesn't understand real estate but he wishes you good luck!
Artie the cockatiel sits and looks 3/4 view toward the camera. He has a yellow face, orange cheeks, and a grey and white body. His crest denotes an interested but calm mood.
July 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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honestly bluesky has taught me to block swiftly and block often and I now do it out of habit everywhere. idgaf who you are. annoy me in a tiktok comment? blocked. send me an unsolicited message on insta? blocked. completely wiping losers out of my filter bubble. get outta here, punk
A chubby middle-aged man relaxes while mostly nude in a stream, surrounded by lush vegetation. The caption reads: "unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing."
July 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Post a pic of you that's not actually you
A small stuffed Kuromi is reclined on a bench, lifting a 5kg dumbbell like in a benchpress. The dumbbell looks like a massive barbell on her tiny frame. Text at the top reads: "me working out"
June 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I just remembered this time that I was having a deep conversation with someone and she put her fist out, miming a mic for me to speak into, and I fist-bumped her
Kuromi is sitting in a field in the rain, faced away. Her ears are drooping.
June 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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man I sure picked a hell of a time to be a junior IT specialist huh
cinamoroll staring vacantly at the ceiling of a padded cell
June 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I'm getting to that age where it's kinda hard to dance and sing along to the time warp without getting winded
SpongeBob is leaning against a cave wall and exhaling as though he is exhausted. He's not wearing pants.
June 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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sending my partner to fix my chipped windshield after yelling at him for leaving the dust extractor vacuum tube where I would drive on it
cunty Patrick Star from SpongeBob with thick eyelashes, pouty lips, and a chrome manicure
June 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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me, giving The Elephant Man five stars on Letterboxd tonight after watching it for the first time:
A doodle of a person giving a big thumbs up with a very cartoony grimace-smile, eyes red and full of tears
April 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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is this a fucking joke
Screenshot of a flash survey on the CPC'S website. The survey is as follows: 1. Will you be voting for Pierre Poilievre and Canada First Conservatives? * Yes - Canada First, for a change! No - Woke Liberals have my vote 2. Pierre requested your response. What would you say if you had a strategy meeting with Pierre Poilievre? * 3. Pierre Poilievre will CUT income tax by 15% to save families nearly $2000 a year. Do you want more savings? * Yes - I want to keep more of my hard-earned money No - I don't want more savings 4. Pierre Poilievre will lock up the worst criminals for life. Do you want safer streets? . Yes - Jail, not bail! No - I want dangerous criminals terrorizing my streets 5. Pierre Poilievre will lower taxes on seniors. Do you support Canadian seniors? * Yes -Reward - NOT punish - our seniors! No - Seniors who want to work should be taxed more 6. Pierre Poilievre will axe the sales tax on all new homes under $1.3 million and save homebuyers up to $65,000. Do you support this? * Yes - This will make it easier for Canadians to buy a home! No - Build less and tax more 7. The Carney Trudeau Liberals have FAILED our military. Pierre Poilievre and Canada First Conservatives will strengthen it. Do you (The screenshot cuts off here). A close up of the prior screenshot, highlighting the following text: 1. Will you be voting for Pierre Poilievre and Canada First Conservatives? * Yes - Canada First, for a change! No - Woke Liberals have my vote
April 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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I really gotta stop hyperfocusing on web design in the evening
My melody plays on her phone and sings to herself on the floor of a padded cell
April 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
clumsyknees.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
Moomin brandishes a knife in a threatening manner above his head. Other than his angry eyebrows, there is not much else in his demeanor that betrays anger.
March 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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A cartoon boy is praying at his bedside, saying "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
March 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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me literally every other fucking week
A four-image cycle. Working clockwise: First image: a sketch of a ghoulish face in obvious distress, tears streaming from their eyes, with the text "where the fuck is my lip balm" Second image: Kuromi, holding a heart, with the text "found it, nbd" Third image: a sketch of a ghoulish person with their hands on their face, tears streaming between their fingers, with the text "fuck I lost it again" Fourth image: Kuromi, laying down on her stomach and happily writing in a journal with a heart-topped pen, along with the text "oh here it is lol"
March 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Two cars of a rollercoaster passing each other on tracks going in opposite directions. The left car is full of skeletons, with text above it that reads: "Skeletons who want to be friends with me". The right car has a surprised woman in it, with text that reads: "Me, surprised, but excited to be friends with skeletons".
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Laois from Dungeon Meshi with a speech bubble below him, as though he is saying the quote tweet
February 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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eef please I am waiting
A very cute Sylvanian cat toy is looking directly into the camera, very close up
February 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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whoa guys look I found five bucks
A hand holding an American dollar bill (the joke here is that the OP is Canadian and the Canadian dollar is very bad right now).
February 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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the southern book club's guide to slaying vampires is the kind of book that doesn't have many scares but the ones it does have are very effective and are the exact right kind to burrow under my skin and live there
Ethan Nestor is clutching both sides of his face, partially obscuring his eyes and hunching. What you can see of his expression through his hands appears to be horrified and wide-eyed
February 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Canada's Fentanyl Czar
Casey the from the Canadian children's TV show Mr. Dressup. Casey is a puppet of a 4 year old little white boy with blonde hair.
February 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM