denni.
@clumsyknees.bsky.social
she/her | 34 | lesbian programmer, disabled writer, generally a fucking delight.
I've gone 6+ years without a bird masturbating in my house and then I bring in a new bird and it turns out he masturbates 😑
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I've gone 6+ years without a bird masturbating in my house and then I bring in a new bird and it turns out he masturbates 😑
If anyone were to ask me what inconsequential conspiracy theory I have, it's that I think in the factories where they box the christmas mandarin oranges, it's some guy's job to put a single, slightly spoiled orange into every box so that they all go bad more quickly.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If anyone were to ask me what inconsequential conspiracy theory I have, it's that I think in the factories where they box the christmas mandarin oranges, it's some guy's job to put a single, slightly spoiled orange into every box so that they all go bad more quickly.
I remember when it wasn't ok to use Wikipedia as a citation but sure, let's all turn to the poopy barfy slop machine for all of our information
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I remember when it wasn't ok to use Wikipedia as a citation but sure, let's all turn to the poopy barfy slop machine for all of our information
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
Just gutted to hear about the loss of Alice Wong today. I wouldn't be who I am today without the work and presence of other disabled folk, including Alice. Our community weeps. 💖
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Just gutted to hear about the loss of Alice Wong today. I wouldn't be who I am today without the work and presence of other disabled folk, including Alice. Our community weeps. 💖
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Just an incalculable loss from which we won’t soon recover.
Alice was the best of us and I hope we all do (or keep doing) the kind of good work that burnishes her memory.
Fuck ableism. “Don’t let the bastards grind you down.”
Alice was the best of us and I hope we all do (or keep doing) the kind of good work that burnishes her memory.
Fuck ableism. “Don’t let the bastards grind you down.”
I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
www.instagram.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Just an incalculable loss from which we won’t soon recover.
Alice was the best of us and I hope we all do (or keep doing) the kind of good work that burnishes her memory.
Fuck ableism. “Don’t let the bastards grind you down.”
Alice was the best of us and I hope we all do (or keep doing) the kind of good work that burnishes her memory.
Fuck ableism. “Don’t let the bastards grind you down.”
youtube's autodubbing may be one of the most heinous and unnecessary features, I hate it so much and WHY IS IT AUTOMATICALLY ENABLED 😭
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
youtube's autodubbing may be one of the most heinous and unnecessary features, I hate it so much and WHY IS IT AUTOMATICALLY ENABLED 😭
my gf and I are on the season of Angel where Cordelia is pregnant with Connor's child and frankly I need Joss Whedon to be stoned in the town square for this
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
my gf and I are on the season of Angel where Cordelia is pregnant with Connor's child and frankly I need Joss Whedon to be stoned in the town square for this
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there's something just so aesthetic about pulling up to the gym in hello kitty sweatpants and leg pressing >550lbs
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
there's something just so aesthetic about pulling up to the gym in hello kitty sweatpants and leg pressing >550lbs
nothing improves your perceptions of your first nightmare pet more than a second pet because why does this new mf not understand the concept of "no" like damn
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
nothing improves your perceptions of your first nightmare pet more than a second pet because why does this new mf not understand the concept of "no" like damn
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
im sorry bbno$ for thinking you were just a walking meme and not a musician I was truly not familiar with your game
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
im sorry bbno$ for thinking you were just a walking meme and not a musician I was truly not familiar with your game
I finally removed my relationship status with my partner on fb and IMMEDIATELY AFTER the tab appeared for fb dating. perhaps learn to read the room, meta, jesus christ
October 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I finally removed my relationship status with my partner on fb and IMMEDIATELY AFTER the tab appeared for fb dating. perhaps learn to read the room, meta, jesus christ
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
Nurse at my vax appt: How are you today?
Me: alright
N: Feeling healthy?
Me: yep
N: no health conditions?
Me: oh no, so many
Me: alright
N: Feeling healthy?
Me: yep
N: no health conditions?
Me: oh no, so many
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Nurse at my vax appt: How are you today?
Me: alright
N: Feeling healthy?
Me: yep
N: no health conditions?
Me: oh no, so many
Me: alright
N: Feeling healthy?
Me: yep
N: no health conditions?
Me: oh no, so many
ssis is turning me evil
October 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
ssis is turning me evil
TFW you clean all the floors in your house and you can walk barefoot without the immediate need to put socks on 😌
October 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
TFW you clean all the floors in your house and you can walk barefoot without the immediate need to put socks on 😌
I cannot express how many fucking times I've been excited to start a movie on crave only to find out it's the fucking french dub version and there's no english version available. me and my gf fucking hate you
October 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I cannot express how many fucking times I've been excited to start a movie on crave only to find out it's the fucking french dub version and there's no english version available. me and my gf fucking hate you
sometimes I think I'm kinda strong and then I am immediately humbled by the cable machine
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
sometimes I think I'm kinda strong and then I am immediately humbled by the cable machine
welp in the last 24 hours my girlfriend and I have killed 30 flies and have torn my house apart looking for the source but haven't found anything so if you'll excuse me I'm going to go have nightmares about maggots
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
welp in the last 24 hours my girlfriend and I have killed 30 flies and have torn my house apart looking for the source but haven't found anything so if you'll excuse me I'm going to go have nightmares about maggots
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
listen you might feel ugly today but I guarantee your lesbian gf does not think you are
September 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
listen you might feel ugly today but I guarantee your lesbian gf does not think you are