I'm not Minnesotan but I'm from the Canadian prairies and I'm convinced that it's basically the same thing in a different font. Can confirm it's the same here (though I don't drink).

ya gotta check your christmas mandarin oranges like eggs

Whenever I bring a new box of oranges home I open it and go through it and I don't think I've ever had a single perfect box, there's always been at least one messed up orange every time. WHY ARE YOU THERE. STOP POISONING MY ORANGES.

me watching and reacting to episodes I've already seen right next to you:

Artie used to scream all day and now he is dead quiet but this new guy screams all day 💀

like at least artie looks me in the eyes when he does something I said no to because he CHOSE not to listen, this new bird is just out here being oblivious

no thoughts head empty just sick beats

I know the problem here is that I'm actually still using meta at all