ItsJustDale
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while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.
happy new year everyone!
happy new year everyone!
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.
happy new year everyone!
happy new year everyone!
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once i was at a restaurant and a man i didn't know walked up to me and gave me his card and asked me to be in a music video he was making. then he said "you have what natalie portman is trying to do" (???) and paid for my meal and left
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
January 2, 2026 at 9:14 AM
once i was at a restaurant and a man i didn't know walked up to me and gave me his card and asked me to be in a music video he was making. then he said "you have what natalie portman is trying to do" (???) and paid for my meal and left
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Nothing Doing no. 61
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Nothing Doing no. 61
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This is like the most redneck tip I have but if you have a kitten that’s learning the box or an adult with pee pee problems this shit will nuke the stank into orbit.
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is like the most redneck tip I have but if you have a kitten that’s learning the box or an adult with pee pee problems this shit will nuke the stank into orbit.
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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Mary comes out as not non-binary
December 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Mary comes out as not non-binary
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a gift for my dear (deer) friend
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
a gift for my dear (deer) friend
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every time i step outside i am told “horse, your eyes and hair are so radiant, so beautiful, it twists my wretched heart and drives me to hurt and kill you, lest i be made be made ever the subject of contrast in your wake,” which is pretty memorable since it’s the whole neighborhood in unison
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
every time i step outside i am told “horse, your eyes and hair are so radiant, so beautiful, it twists my wretched heart and drives me to hurt and kill you, lest i be made be made ever the subject of contrast in your wake,” which is pretty memorable since it’s the whole neighborhood in unison
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i wanna have a jugband christmas so fucking bad man
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i wanna have a jugband christmas so fucking bad man
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this week's transmission: flights, climbs, elevations, dizzying descents
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
this week's transmission: flights, climbs, elevations, dizzying descents
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For a while now I have wanted to make art for the Stardust series made by @captainhoers.bsky.social
Their work is a big part of what inspired me to even start this path with my art, so I will always be grateful for that.
#mlp
Their work is a big part of what inspired me to even start this path with my art, so I will always be grateful for that.
#mlp
December 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
For a while now I have wanted to make art for the Stardust series made by @captainhoers.bsky.social
Their work is a big part of what inspired me to even start this path with my art, so I will always be grateful for that.
#mlp
Their work is a big part of what inspired me to even start this path with my art, so I will always be grateful for that.
#mlp
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Sugar & spice & gingerbread mice!
December 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sugar & spice & gingerbread mice!
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In Defiance of Death
October 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
In Defiance of Death
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Moby-Dick; or, The Whale, by Herman Melville. Ch. 1: Loomings
January 10, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Moby-Dick; or, The Whale, by Herman Melville. Ch. 1: Loomings
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downloading a mod for a visual novel that replaces all the suspense stinger noises with a cartoon gulp sound
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
downloading a mod for a visual novel that replaces all the suspense stinger noises with a cartoon gulp sound
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