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El
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I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).

To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
February 22, 2024 at 2:45 PM
April 27, 2024 at 7:40 PM
You know, I've never seen Jerry from Ben and Jerry's and Jerry from Tom and Jerry in a room together...
March 24, 2024 at 6:06 AM
The internet is like, a pretty large place, right? So how the hell do I keep getting jump scared by people I know every time I join a new discord server?
February 15, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Damn I am so tragically funny, and so unappreciated
February 6, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I think I have a new favorite metaphor for living with ADHD, which is that it's like just living with somebody constantly talking into your ear about random shit while you're trying to do something
February 5, 2024 at 6:04 AM
In case you've ever wondered, "hey El, do you like causing problems on propose?" I have three words for you: "drunk* computer programming**"

*very mildly tipsy
**setting up a raspberry pi
February 3, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Intrusive thought of the day: Eat the d20
January 24, 2024 at 7:56 AM
I'm looking at an old (17th century-ish) world map, and it just occurred to me that one way to find out that the earth is round would be to basically travel a path that makes a large enough triangle and go "huh, that leg of the trip was shorter than it is on the map"
January 10, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Have you ever just sat or laid down in an empty bathtub? 10/10 would recommend
December 17, 2023 at 11:28 PM
You know that whole problem with soulmates where you inevitably end up asking questions like "but what if my soulmate lives on the other side of the planet?" I think that's the real magic of the internet
December 16, 2023 at 9:11 AM
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1. This contains some intricate handiwork.
2. What the fuck did I just watch

youtu.be/VGhcSupkNs8
Jeff Bezos Rowing Boat
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November 16, 2023 at 11:52 AM
I just found out my roommate ate the soup I was saving for lunch today right before I went to class where we talked about the anthropology of food for the next hour......

👎
November 14, 2023 at 7:50 PM
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6yo nephew’s new favourite joke.

What do we want?

RACING CAR NOISES!

When do we want them?

NEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW
November 5, 2023 at 9:03 AM
As a queer person raised by non-conservative Catholics, I genuinely do believe that the official doctrine of the Catholic Church is WAY less shitty than people using it to justify their bullshit say it is
VATICAN CITY, Nov 8 (Reuters)

Transgender people can be godparents at Roman Catholic baptisms, witnesses at religious weddings and receive baptism themselves, the Vatican's doctrinal office said on Wednesday, responding to questions from a bishop.
November 9, 2023 at 1:39 AM
My biggest flex used to be that I can spell "necessary" from memory, but I just wrote "onomatopoeia" without spell check and I think I've peaked
November 9, 2023 at 1:04 AM
I am but a simple woman: you show me a queer science communicator, and I'll show you a big doofy grin
November 8, 2023 at 6:16 AM
I guess I'm now the kind of person who sees something funky on Wikipedia and just fixes it 😎
November 8, 2023 at 4:40 AM
Morning people have too much power in this world
November 6, 2023 at 4:59 AM
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Please enjoy this, the most breathless and accurate description of a javelina ever penned (see alt for easier-to-read copy):
November 5, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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look at what liberals did to robert e. lee
love a good pumpkin, but this turnip goes hard
October 29, 2023 at 3:32 AM
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my pick for greatest modern-era nba photo used to be wade posing in foreground / lebron dunking in the background, but i think the new #1 is obvious. it wouldn't work nearly as well if wemby wasn't 7'4. the spurs are going nuts for the basketball head man like barney the dinosaur just came to life
October 29, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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🚨🧵 Growing up, my family made regular trips to Borders Books (yes, that still existed in my childhood). The first thing I did upon entering the story was run to the magazine section and check out the latest issue of @SciAm.

@UNDResearch @AnthroND @NotreDame @UDelaware

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October 24, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Honestly I don't understand why anyone would even want a PC, is this not the perfect workflow?
October 25, 2023 at 2:52 AM