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Paul the Octopus
@co-xy.bsky.social
PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be 🐙

Two top 1k finishes decades ago

11k last season
Yep. Pick your conspiracy
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
#BSkyBeer

🌒 Track / Lunar VII 🌑

🍌 Full on banoffee stout aged in whisky and rum barrels 🥃
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
#BSkyBeer

🔱 Neptune 😈 Hells Canyon 🔱

A perfect brown ale 🍻
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Gwk 16 - I had a lot to deal with so
💥 5FTs spent 💥

226K 🙏🏽 for a Haaland blank

Looking forward to a Stach 1 pointer now that he’s promoted from my bench 🙃

All the best 🐙
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fair play to Mo, he’s hard a work practicing for his next interview
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
#BSkyBeer

20 points on the bench this week for the fantasy football team so gone big with Tracks first BA barley wine 🥃

Here’s to a few Crystal Palace no shows and a Cunha hatrick on Monday #FPL
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
🎂 🎈 Happy Birthday Track 🎈 🎂

They make some of the best stouts in the UK, and this is no exception.

🍦 Ice cream added to a stout this good should be sacrilegious but they’ve nailed it #Bskybeer
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
🚩 First hit of the season 💥

Hoping it can be repaid over the next 2 weeks but forced by injuries.

Sarr -> Cunha
Gyokeres -> Woltemade

The yellow flag was the only one I needed to complete the set! 🚩

All the best …. #FPL #GWK14
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Gwk13 is sponsored by Ezri Konsa’s finest jam.

Can’t complain about a 60%+ green arrow but could have been so much more.

Looking forward to ejecting Sarr and adding him to the never again list.

Boomo may be a luxury move, or I go sensible with Cunha #FPL #FH13
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Going for a pretty template FH13

Punting on Sarr to spike a haul Vs United

Hoping Virgil can do better than hit the bar vs the hammers

#FPL
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
#BSkyBeer #StoutSaturday

The Jedi Are Going To Feel
This One

Bang The Elephant 🐘 🎪

The label is better than the beer!
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Free hit 13 seems inevitable then

Triple Villa defence is hard to resist 😂
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
#BSkyBeer

🥧 Wigans finest - State Of Kind

Dive Bombing Seaguls 🍻
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
#bskybeer

🍻 🪓 Fidens Jasper with Nectaron 🍑
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Force Ghost
by Emperor’s Brewery
🍒
#BSkybeer #StoutSaturday #StarWars
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
🪐 Andromeda ✨

🌳 Tree House 🏠 Brewing

#BSkybeer
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
#Bskybeer #StoutSaturday

Track 🌒 #Manchester

Lunar Imperial Stout
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
#Bskybeer

10% Triple IPA 💀 #Monkish
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Fixed it
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“I got sick of Sarr scoring midweek, then blanking in the league, so I took a -4 for Enzo instead”
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
⬆️⬆️⬆️
Slow progress this week. The ranks are really close together.

Gotta keep chipping away.

Here’s hoping for genuine updates from Moyes and Arteta 😂
November 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Never seen such drama since Janine Butcher pushed Barry off that cliff
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Stout Saturdays are always good
Cheers 🍻 #bskybeer
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
3FT 💨

Triple Palace come in for what could be triple pain if they can’t manage the schedule.

I really wanted Bryan but he will likely wait until gwk 12.

GL all 🤞
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Anyone posted this meme about Rodon owners explaining the CS wipeout to Gudmundsson owners yet? #FPL
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM