Paul the Octopus
@co-xy.bsky.social
PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be 🐙
Two top 1k finishes decades ago
11k last season
Two top 1k finishes decades ago
11k last season
Food poisoning was the assist he needed
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Cunha looking great tonight but all fart and no poo when it comes to #FPL points
December 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Food poisoning was the assist he needed
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Amorim 🚮
Gonna Inception quote this to infinity
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December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
X ♾️
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My biggest differential tonight is Cunha. Guaranteed blank.
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My biggest differential tonight is Cunha. Guaranteed blank.
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
S🅰️k🅰️ captainers checking in with each other today after “sending a message” to FPL towers last night
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December 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
S🅰️k🅰️ captainers checking in with each other today after “sending a message” to FPL towers last night
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December 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
FPL Towers is currently analysing the Arsenal winner for a touch by Jesus’ eyebrows before the OG to make sure Saka doesn’t get another assist #FPL
December 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
FPL Towers is currently analysing the Arsenal winner for a touch by Jesus’ eyebrows before the OG to make sure Saka doesn’t get another assist #FPL
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Gwk 16 - I had a lot to deal with so
💥 5FTs spent 💥
226K 🙏🏽 for a Haaland blank
Looking forward to a Stach 1 pointer now that he’s promoted from my bench 🙃
All the best 🐙
💥 5FTs spent 💥
226K 🙏🏽 for a Haaland blank
Looking forward to a Stach 1 pointer now that he’s promoted from my bench 🙃
All the best 🐙
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Gwk 16 - I had a lot to deal with so
💥 5FTs spent 💥
226K 🙏🏽 for a Haaland blank
Looking forward to a Stach 1 pointer now that he’s promoted from my bench 🙃
All the best 🐙
💥 5FTs spent 💥
226K 🙏🏽 for a Haaland blank
Looking forward to a Stach 1 pointer now that he’s promoted from my bench 🙃
All the best 🐙
Fair play to Mo, he’s hard a work practicing for his next interview
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Fair play to Mo, he’s hard a work practicing for his next interview
Amorim 🚮
Gonna Inception quote this to infinity
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Amorim showing his tactical naivety yet again.
He needs to learn quick.
@elevenify.com is right about him 🤷🏻♂️
He needs to learn quick.
@elevenify.com is right about him 🤷🏻♂️
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Amorim 🚮
Anyone rage using 5FT because their team is an abomination of blanks? 🙋🏽♂️
Saka (c) has me curious for next week
Saka (c) has me curious for next week
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Anyone rage using 5FT because their team is an abomination of blanks? 🙋🏽♂️
Saka (c) has me curious for next week
Saka (c) has me curious for next week
🎂 🎈 Happy Birthday Track 🎈 🎂
They make some of the best stouts in the UK, and this is no exception.
🍦 Ice cream added to a stout this good should be sacrilegious but they’ve nailed it #Bskybeer
They make some of the best stouts in the UK, and this is no exception.
🍦 Ice cream added to a stout this good should be sacrilegious but they’ve nailed it #Bskybeer
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
🎂 🎈 Happy Birthday Track 🎈 🎂
They make some of the best stouts in the UK, and this is no exception.
🍦 Ice cream added to a stout this good should be sacrilegious but they’ve nailed it #Bskybeer
They make some of the best stouts in the UK, and this is no exception.
🍦 Ice cream added to a stout this good should be sacrilegious but they’ve nailed it #Bskybeer
Glory glory #MUFC
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December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Glory glory #MUFC
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Liverpool 🤝 Prince Andrew
Can’t defend their titles
Can’t defend their titles
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Liverpool 🤝 Prince Andrew
Can’t defend their titles
Can’t defend their titles
Seems a good time to post this GIF of Aaron Ramsdale
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December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Seems a good time to post this GIF of Aaron Ramsdale
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Would like to see a Mount, Cunha, Bruno front 3 during AFCON with Mainoo in midfield.
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Would like to see a Mount, Cunha, Bruno front 3 during AFCON with Mainoo in midfield.
Logging in to check my refreshed team after playing FH to see more flags than the lampposts of Leigh
The hits will flow #FPL
The hits will flow #FPL
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November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Logging in to check my refreshed team after playing FH to see more flags than the lampposts of Leigh
The hits will flow #FPL
The hits will flow #FPL