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Paul the Octopus
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PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be 🐙

Two top 1k finishes decades ago

11k last season
Food poisoning was the assist he needed

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Cunha looking great tonight but all fart and no poo when it comes to #FPL points
December 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Amorim 🚮
Gonna Inception quote this to infinity

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December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Cunha looking great tonight but all fart and no poo when it comes to #FPL points
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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My biggest differential tonight is Cunha. Guaranteed blank.
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Haaland Triple Captain vs West Ham seems far too simple

The FPL gods will mock us

#FPL
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
S🅰️k🅰️ captainers checking in with each other today after “sending a message” to FPL towers last night
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December 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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"Say assist again....I dare you..."

#fpl
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
FPL Towers is currently analysing the Arsenal winner for a touch by Jesus’ eyebrows before the OG to make sure Saka doesn’t get another assist #FPL
December 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
#BSkyBeer

🌒 Track / Lunar VII 🌑

🍌 Full on banoffee stout aged in whisky and rum barrels 🥃
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
#BSkyBeer

🔱 Neptune 😈 Hells Canyon 🔱

A perfect brown ale 🍻
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Gwk 16 - I had a lot to deal with so
💥 5FTs spent 💥

226K 🙏🏽 for a Haaland blank

Looking forward to a Stach 1 pointer now that he’s promoted from my bench 🙃

All the best 🐙
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fair play to Mo, he’s hard a work practicing for his next interview
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Amorim 🚮
Gonna Inception quote this to infinity

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Amorim showing his tactical naivety yet again.

He needs to learn quick.

@elevenify.com is right about him 🤷🏻‍♂️
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Anyone rage using 5FT because their team is an abomination of blanks? 🙋🏽‍♂️

Saka (c) has me curious for next week
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
#BSkyBeer

20 points on the bench this week for the fantasy football team so gone big with Tracks first BA barley wine 🥃

Here’s to a few Crystal Palace no shows and a Cunha hatrick on Monday #FPL
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
🎂 🎈 Happy Birthday Track 🎈 🎂

They make some of the best stouts in the UK, and this is no exception.

🍦 Ice cream added to a stout this good should be sacrilegious but they’ve nailed it #Bskybeer
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Same old story for United.

Can’t kill a game.

Haven’t taken any of their earlier chances.

This isn’t “progress”. He needs to go.

#MUFC
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
United look so so flat.

Finally get a chance to counter and still walking pace.

#MUFC
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Liverpool 🤝 Prince Andrew

Can’t defend their titles
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Seems a good time to post this GIF of Aaron Ramsdale
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December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
🚩 First hit of the season 💥

Hoping it can be repaid over the next 2 weeks but forced by injuries.

Sarr -> Cunha
Gyokeres -> Woltemade

The yellow flag was the only one I needed to complete the set! 🚩

All the best …. #FPL #GWK14
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Gwk13 is sponsored by Ezri Konsa’s finest jam.

Can’t complain about a 60%+ green arrow but could have been so much more.

Looking forward to ejecting Sarr and adding him to the never again list.

Boomo may be a luxury move, or I go sensible with Cunha #FPL #FH13
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Would like to see a Mount, Cunha, Bruno front 3 during AFCON with Mainoo in midfield.
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Logging in to check my refreshed team after playing FH to see more flags than the lampposts of Leigh

The hits will flow #FPL
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