Paul the Octopus
@co-xy.bsky.social
PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be 🐙
Two top 1k finishes decades ago
11k last season
Two top 1k finishes decades ago
11k last season
Fluclox will clear that up. You can bathe it in salt water too. It’ll be fine
December 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Fluclox will clear that up. You can bathe it in salt water too. It’ll be fine
Timing sounds fine, I wouldn’t worry about the last one being strictly midnight, before bed is fine. Empty stomach is generally 60 mins before the time you eat
December 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Timing sounds fine, I wouldn’t worry about the last one being strictly midnight, before bed is fine. Empty stomach is generally 60 mins before the time you eat
Mateta to Eki Eki Petang and save the other? #montypython
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December 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Mateta to Eki Eki Petang and save the other? #montypython
Thoughts on Cunha as an FPL option given his price and the cheaper alternatives?
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Thoughts on Cunha as an FPL option given his price and the cheaper alternatives?
Tend to raise their game Vs United, and their support for a Boxing Day fixture never fails
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Tend to raise their game Vs United, and their support for a Boxing Day fixture never fails
Time to sell Cunha? 🤔 I think I want the cash elsewhere personally
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Time to sell Cunha? 🤔 I think I want the cash elsewhere personally
Cunha does a lot for the team but I’m not convinced he’s FPL good. Villa (a) followed by Newcastle (H) means I’m likely selling
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Cunha does a lot for the team but I’m not convinced he’s FPL good. Villa (a) followed by Newcastle (H) means I’m likely selling
Can’t finish their dinner though
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Can’t finish their dinner though
Seems this may be this seasons WTF moment
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Seems this may be this seasons WTF moment
It’s just a game at the end of the day and it will be decided by Aidan, Kayden or Layden when they log in on Monday/Tuesday depending on if Saka is in their team 😉
December 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s just a game at the end of the day and it will be decided by Aidan, Kayden or Layden when they log in on Monday/Tuesday depending on if Saka is in their team 😉
They need to ask Saka if he was shooting then 😜
December 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
They need to ask Saka if he was shooting then 😜
Yep. Pick your conspiracy
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yep. Pick your conspiracy
Nope
Two assists and they will remove them 😂
Two assists and they will remove them 😂
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Nope
Two assists and they will remove them 😂
Two assists and they will remove them 😂