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DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
July 2, 2023 at 3:01 PM
DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
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Phang: If that happened in January, how in the actual hell is Blanche now telling the American people that they suddenly discovered a million more documents?
GTFOH. As far back as January, the entirety of the Epstein files were transferred to Main Justice at DOJ…
GTFOH. As far back as January, the entirety of the Epstein files were transferred to Main Justice at DOJ…
December 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Phang: If that happened in January, how in the actual hell is Blanche now telling the American people that they suddenly discovered a million more documents?
GTFOH. As far back as January, the entirety of the Epstein files were transferred to Main Justice at DOJ…
GTFOH. As far back as January, the entirety of the Epstein files were transferred to Main Justice at DOJ…
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The Redaction This Country Yearns For Most:
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The Redaction This Country Yearns For Most:
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Demon spawn.
December 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Demon spawn.
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Acton: [Ramaswamy] literally treats Ohio like a flyover state.
When you love Ohio the way I do, you don’t treat it like a flyover state. You don’t move your business from Ohio to Texas. You don’t pit Ohioans against each other with endless culture wars…
When you love Ohio the way I do, you don’t treat it like a flyover state. You don’t move your business from Ohio to Texas. You don’t pit Ohioans against each other with endless culture wars…
December 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Acton: [Ramaswamy] literally treats Ohio like a flyover state.
When you love Ohio the way I do, you don’t treat it like a flyover state. You don’t move your business from Ohio to Texas. You don’t pit Ohioans against each other with endless culture wars…
When you love Ohio the way I do, you don’t treat it like a flyover state. You don’t move your business from Ohio to Texas. You don’t pit Ohioans against each other with endless culture wars…
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky appeared to wish Russian President Vladimir Putin dead, saying “May he perish” in a Christmas Eve address.
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky appeared to wish Russian President Vladimir Putin dead, saying “May he perish” in a Christmas Eve address.
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Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
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I’m making my dad’s favorite cookies - a recipe from 15th century Bavaria. The recipe is insane. They are flavored with anise. I have to let them dry for 24 hours before baking them. They look like pieces of chalk once baked - Springerle
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m making my dad’s favorite cookies - a recipe from 15th century Bavaria. The recipe is insane. They are flavored with anise. I have to let them dry for 24 hours before baking them. They look like pieces of chalk once baked - Springerle
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(Iggy Pop returning a bunch of shirts after Christmas)
Sales clerk: "Do you want to exchange these for another size?"
Iggy: "no"
Sales clerk: "Do you want to exchange these for another size?"
Iggy: "no"
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
(Iggy Pop returning a bunch of shirts after Christmas)
Sales clerk: "Do you want to exchange these for another size?"
Iggy: "no"
Sales clerk: "Do you want to exchange these for another size?"
Iggy: "no"
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It’s funny, but as somebody who is heavily tattooed and regularly has my skin abused by needles in the process, the evenly spaced lip filler injection sites make me so uncomfortable for reasons I can’t fully articulate
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It’s funny, but as somebody who is heavily tattooed and regularly has my skin abused by needles in the process, the evenly spaced lip filler injection sites make me so uncomfortable for reasons I can’t fully articulate
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Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sounds about right.
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Santa as a jolly old man is a facade. Santa the entity is more like an infinite armed being that exists in all timeframes simultaneously.
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Santa as a jolly old man is a facade. Santa the entity is more like an infinite armed being that exists in all timeframes simultaneously.
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we just went through a months-long cultural project where people lost their jobs for speaking ill of a dead man's politics
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
we just went through a months-long cultural project where people lost their jobs for speaking ill of a dead man's politics
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An Anti-Defamation League that actually believed in its stated mission would savage Trump for his comments about Rob Reiner and his wife, but they are too busy trying to find out whether an Oberlin student said something critical of Israel.
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
An Anti-Defamation League that actually believed in its stated mission would savage Trump for his comments about Rob Reiner and his wife, but they are too busy trying to find out whether an Oberlin student said something critical of Israel.
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An easy series of dunks the press can do today is to ask every Republican they see what they think of the Rob Reiner post.
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
An easy series of dunks the press can do today is to ask every Republican they see what they think of the Rob Reiner post.
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
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The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything
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Mark Kelly is a Hero. Pete Hegseth has seven kids with three wives. Hegseth’s current wife is the woman he got pregnant when he was cheating on his 2nd wife who was also pregnant. He is a racist, homophonic, misogynistic, sycophantic dolt and least qualified SecDef we’ve ever had. But go on…
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mark Kelly is a Hero. Pete Hegseth has seven kids with three wives. Hegseth’s current wife is the woman he got pregnant when he was cheating on his 2nd wife who was also pregnant. He is a racist, homophonic, misogynistic, sycophantic dolt and least qualified SecDef we’ve ever had. But go on…
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Sounds a little better with music.
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sounds a little better with music.
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Ok...sure. You NEED eels at your Christmas feast. But what *else* do you need?
In 1245, Henry III ordered his sheriff at Cambridge to deliver the following to him by Christmas:
2 cranes
24 swans
10 boars & their pickled heads
50 bitterns
6 peacocks
And 10,000 eels. Of course.
🗃️🧪
In 1245, Henry III ordered his sheriff at Cambridge to deliver the following to him by Christmas:
2 cranes
24 swans
10 boars & their pickled heads
50 bitterns
6 peacocks
And 10,000 eels. Of course.
🗃️🧪
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ok...sure. You NEED eels at your Christmas feast. But what *else* do you need?
In 1245, Henry III ordered his sheriff at Cambridge to deliver the following to him by Christmas:
2 cranes
24 swans
10 boars & their pickled heads
50 bitterns
6 peacocks
And 10,000 eels. Of course.
🗃️🧪
In 1245, Henry III ordered his sheriff at Cambridge to deliver the following to him by Christmas:
2 cranes
24 swans
10 boars & their pickled heads
50 bitterns
6 peacocks
And 10,000 eels. Of course.
🗃️🧪
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He seems to think the cognitive test is his entry exam to Mensa, not a test to determine "do we need to immediately put him in a care home"
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
He seems to think the cognitive test is his entry exam to Mensa, not a test to determine "do we need to immediately put him in a care home"