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lolicon disaster (i'm an adult, mid-20s)
this is an alt because i'm too afraid to do it on main. standard "my friends would all hate me" stuff, you know
banner is from maplestory 2
avatar is from made in abyss
actually a decent person if you get to know me
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takumi sumino i need to cuddle with you and drain your balls like "sucking everything outta the urethra" style
January 31, 2026 at 8:12 AM
one of the weirder things i didn't anticipate is cool people i already followed on main suddenly interacting with my posts when i made this alt, despite probably not knowing what my main is
i guess being a freak on the internet works
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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there's a confirmed pedophile ring that runs the world and wants to destroy all queer people as a smokescreen so they can continue trafficking abusing and killing children so today i will litigate to other queer people whether or not i think they jerk off to the correct drawings of fantasy creatures
feral discourse going around allegedly in this day and age. who gives a shit. puritans are taking away your rights and molesting children and doing who knows what to animals, porn is not the enemy and never has been, and it took me too long to realize that but its never too late to learn better.
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
pump pump splat
pump pump splat
shota you're a boy make a big noise
February 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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Being exposed while having fun, what could possibly go wrong 😳
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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ギャルおにいちゃん2
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
you can straight up just dm me if you want to talk to me by the way
and yes i mean you
February 13, 2026 at 10:58 AM
i watch the woke lolicon crashout video at least once a day at this point. it's become an essential stabilizing force. it summarizes my worries about my friends so succinctly and with some real bite
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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it’s a tough pill to swallow but i deeply believe lolicon is woke. it represents anti-censorship and takes sexual freedom to a logical extreme while not hurting anyone. the idea that fiction encourages real life abuse is an evangelical conservative fairytale analogous to “video games cause violence”
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
if shota cock is so immoral then why is it so cute
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 AM
how do i get my more normie friends into incest and guro so i can slowly onboard the idea that one of their friends being a lolicon is okay
February 13, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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逆バニー足立(逆バニーの日なので)
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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And the award for "most immersive costume" goes to
October 15, 2024 at 1:56 PM
it sucks to be in all long distance relationships but if i annoy my girlfriends enough maybe one or both of them will take a plane here to rape me and i can finally be complete
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 AM
this is a stupid small reason compared to all the big-picture shit but i really wish llms would all die already so i wouldn't have to block like a hundred accounts spamming all my porn searches with slop every time i scroll a tag
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 AM
sometimes you just need to watch a progress bar fill up
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 AM
can't decide whether this profile image is too much or functions as a fantastic follower filter
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 AM
i hope seeing ikaruga phone and deciding to also do ikaruga phone doesn't make me a copycat
weather widget scrolled offscreen because fuck me if i'm revealing my location on the public internet
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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helping an angel girl with her pinfeathers while her wings are molting and watching her cum handsfree from it
April 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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W the OG tag
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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fioposting finale (for now :3)

hadn't drawn her or eri in color before this picture, felt like they deserved it so i drew them frotting :D

fio's balls go slosh. girl cums hard as fuck
February 17, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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A reminder:
It's in your best interest to play a retro game you're interested in BEFORE looking at the online scores it has received

Being in touch with media that you enjoy regardless of the online opinions around it rocks
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
this is the steak knife, this is the salad knife and this is the knife that goes up your urethra. it's a politeness thing. good table manners are important after all
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
the best kind of wife is the kind that'd kill you in your sleep
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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My most woke opinion is that lolicon/shotacon/nijicon in general is a queer subculture that requires protection from the right wing fascists that are trying to commandeer it.

It's so woke even other leftists hate me for it.
But it's morally consistent if they'd see past their biases.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM