Nicolio
@cocolio.bsky.social
Faint of Heart.
Life can be funny, I’m told.
Life can be funny, I’m told.
Winter survival strategy #1: consider each day that passes is one less day of a Trump presidency.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Winter survival strategy #1: consider each day that passes is one less day of a Trump presidency.
Look, if you’ve already showered you smell clean enough. Don’t torture us all with 5 sprays of cologne. No one’s impressed.
October 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Look, if you’ve already showered you smell clean enough. Don’t torture us all with 5 sprays of cologne. No one’s impressed.
Dear Amazon,
I’m not buying your product if you have spelling errors in the product description.
I’m not buying your product if you have spelling errors in the product description.
October 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Dear Amazon,
I’m not buying your product if you have spelling errors in the product description.
I’m not buying your product if you have spelling errors in the product description.
Dear long term friends, you are only granted one name change per lifetime. My brain cannot switch identity twice. Sorry.
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dear long term friends, you are only granted one name change per lifetime. My brain cannot switch identity twice. Sorry.
A sampling of websites teen son has visited or searched that the school tracking app thinks I want to know:
"nutsimulator"
"mayonaise 2011 remastered"
"riding my s1000rr onto a marine base"
"casino"
Do.Not.Care
Also re: casino, not worried. The kid has no money.
"nutsimulator"
"mayonaise 2011 remastered"
"riding my s1000rr onto a marine base"
"casino"
Do.Not.Care
Also re: casino, not worried. The kid has no money.
September 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A sampling of websites teen son has visited or searched that the school tracking app thinks I want to know:
"nutsimulator"
"mayonaise 2011 remastered"
"riding my s1000rr onto a marine base"
"casino"
Do.Not.Care
Also re: casino, not worried. The kid has no money.
"nutsimulator"
"mayonaise 2011 remastered"
"riding my s1000rr onto a marine base"
"casino"
Do.Not.Care
Also re: casino, not worried. The kid has no money.
What were your parents favorite swear words when you were a kid? My Dad’s was “balls.”
September 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
What were your parents favorite swear words when you were a kid? My Dad’s was “balls.”
Dear automated school emails, I will not read any homework update notices, websites activity notices or principal newsletters on the WEEKEND! The nerve!!
September 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Dear automated school emails, I will not read any homework update notices, websites activity notices or principal newsletters on the WEEKEND! The nerve!!
Walgreens is my 3rd space.
September 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Walgreens is my 3rd space.
Sometimes I want to make political jokes, but they often give me an ick feeling—that such jokes cast what’s happening in the US as funny reality tv versus a very serious dismantling of democracy and human rights.
September 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sometimes I want to make political jokes, but they often give me an ick feeling—that such jokes cast what’s happening in the US as funny reality tv versus a very serious dismantling of democracy and human rights.
Hubs gets buxom bikini clad women in his IG feed. I do not get shirtless fit men in mine. What am I doing wrong?
August 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hubs gets buxom bikini clad women in his IG feed. I do not get shirtless fit men in mine. What am I doing wrong?
2nd day of school. Number of emails from school: 9
Number of school emails actually necessary: 1
Number of school emails actually necessary: 1
August 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
2nd day of school. Number of emails from school: 9
Number of school emails actually necessary: 1
Number of school emails actually necessary: 1
16 yr old informed me jeans only need to be washed once every 3 weeks.
August 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
16 yr old informed me jeans only need to be washed once every 3 weeks.
School for 13 yo starts tomorrow, therefore it’s NOT appropriate to get a teacher email today.
August 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
School for 13 yo starts tomorrow, therefore it’s NOT appropriate to get a teacher email today.
Our recycling truck guy broke our recycling bin lid off then recycled the bin lid by dumping it into his truck.
August 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Our recycling truck guy broke our recycling bin lid off then recycled the bin lid by dumping it into his truck.
How can I meditate when I can’t even listen to an audiobook without falling asleep unless I’m also doing something else?
August 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
How can I meditate when I can’t even listen to an audiobook without falling asleep unless I’m also doing something else?
Started writing a cozy mystery but read a Louise Penny book and now mine seems like Scoobee Doo.
August 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Started writing a cozy mystery but read a Louise Penny book and now mine seems like Scoobee Doo.
My husband thinks it’s 1889.
August 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My husband thinks it’s 1889.
Where does one report a miracle? 16 yr old woke early and got into the shower on his own.
August 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Where does one report a miracle? 16 yr old woke early and got into the shower on his own.
I miss frogs. This makes me happy.
have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...
August 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I miss frogs. This makes me happy.
I told someone that I got a new four-wheel-drive car. They corrected me and said all wheel drive. 🤷🏻♀️ I mean it’s still four wheels.
August 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I told someone that I got a new four-wheel-drive car. They corrected me and said all wheel drive. 🤷🏻♀️ I mean it’s still four wheels.
My father records the news to watch later. 🤷🏻♀️
August 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
My father records the news to watch later. 🤷🏻♀️
Yes. But I just eventually started deleting all the emails. If it was important enough, someone would tell me.
had to quit my job so i could read emails from my kids' schools full time
August 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Yes. But I just eventually started deleting all the emails. If it was important enough, someone would tell me.
Hazards of living in a progressive college town: trying to put your groceries in the wrong green Subaru Forester.
August 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Hazards of living in a progressive college town: trying to put your groceries in the wrong green Subaru Forester.
13 yr old tells me my SumiSumi phone game is essentially an iteration of Candy Crush, a grandma game, and now I feel 75 yrs old.
August 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
13 yr old tells me my SumiSumi phone game is essentially an iteration of Candy Crush, a grandma game, and now I feel 75 yrs old.
Bought frozen taquitos for 16 yo. His assessment: “Not as good as 7-11.” Meanwhile, his dad is a gourmet cook.
August 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Bought frozen taquitos for 16 yo. His assessment: “Not as good as 7-11.” Meanwhile, his dad is a gourmet cook.