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pope francis: Before I die, I'm naming Snoop Dogg as king of a new Holy Roman Empire cardinal: Can Francis really do that? cardinal 2: there's no rule that says Dogg can't be emperor cardinal 1: Oh shit, he's dead cardinal 2: and he’s flipping us off crucifix style cardinal: he truly was the most progressive pope
January 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Guy Who Posted Craigslist Ad Wasn’t Expecting Dame Judi Dench To Buy His PS4
NEW YORK—Watching in stunned silence as the almost 90-year-old Academy Award–winning actress aggressively pushed him to drop the price, local man Aaron Singerman confirmed Tuesday that he wasn’t expec...
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December 14, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
December 14, 2024 at 4:04 AM