Robyn the CoffeeDragon
@coffeedrgn.bsky.social
Writer! • Cat Dad 🐈⬛ • Lover of music • Coffee Enthusiast • Unapologetically Queer 🏳️🌈 • Demi • Nonbinary 💛🤍💜🖤 • Some kind of kinky 😈 • Overly cheeky • A butterfly flitting between ideas • ADHD-er • (they/them) • 🇵🇸
I am but a throne.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I am but a throne.
🤦🏼 Asked my void if she wanted to watch some BirdTV; she answered in the affirmative. As you can see, she walked off to loaf in the kitchen and I’m watching robins and other cute birds in winter.
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
🤦🏼 Asked my void if she wanted to watch some BirdTV; she answered in the affirmative. As you can see, she walked off to loaf in the kitchen and I’m watching robins and other cute birds in winter.
Cats are literally warm, self-grooming antidepressants with opinions.
And no, I will not be accepting any comments contradicting this. 😜
And no, I will not be accepting any comments contradicting this. 😜
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Cats are literally warm, self-grooming antidepressants with opinions.
And no, I will not be accepting any comments contradicting this. 😜
And no, I will not be accepting any comments contradicting this. 😜
Living with a black cat is basically cohabiting with a small piece of sentient antimatter who occasionally eats treats and then disappears onto any dark surface like a glitch in the simulation.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Living with a black cat is basically cohabiting with a small piece of sentient antimatter who occasionally eats treats and then disappears onto any dark surface like a glitch in the simulation.
Made a new friend this morning. I walked by the canal and swan swam beside me. Such beautiful creatures.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Made a new friend this morning. I walked by the canal and swan swam beside me. Such beautiful creatures.
Lady Coffee is not a lap cat. She is more of a box cat. However, I have found a loophole. She’s very amenable to chill in her box while it’s in my lap. Win/win. Follow for more tips on how I play my cat. 😜😂
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Lady Coffee is not a lap cat. She is more of a box cat. However, I have found a loophole. She’s very amenable to chill in her box while it’s in my lap. Win/win. Follow for more tips on how I play my cat. 😜😂
This is what you call black magic in action. She’s trying to bewitch me into giving her a piece of cheese.
Spoiler: she got a nibble.
Spoiler: she got a nibble.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is what you call black magic in action. She’s trying to bewitch me into giving her a piece of cheese.
Spoiler: she got a nibble.
Spoiler: she got a nibble.
The great thing about being half way done with crocheting a blanket for your friends is that you get to use it as a blanket while you work.
Must think this way so I don’t start crying about being only half way done.
Must think this way so I don’t start crying about being only half way done.
October 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The great thing about being half way done with crocheting a blanket for your friends is that you get to use it as a blanket while you work.
Must think this way so I don’t start crying about being only half way done.
Must think this way so I don’t start crying about being only half way done.
Looks shifty, probably responsible for the Louvre heist…
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Looks shifty, probably responsible for the Louvre heist…
Watching the world. Silently judging.
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Watching the world. Silently judging.
There are no less than three far superior sleep spaces in the bedroom and she chooses this! 🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼
October 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
There are no less than three far superior sleep spaces in the bedroom and she chooses this! 🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼
I mean I would sit down and write, but her Ladyship is on her throne and it would be unimaginable, not to mention absolutely fucking rude, to ask a cat to move so I can get some editing work done. #queerwriters #lifeofacat #writersproblems
October 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I mean I would sit down and write, but her Ladyship is on her throne and it would be unimaginable, not to mention absolutely fucking rude, to ask a cat to move so I can get some editing work done. #queerwriters #lifeofacat #writersproblems
Let’s play a game. It’s called: “Find the void”
Best of luck! 🤞🏻
Best of luck! 🤞🏻
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Let’s play a game. It’s called: “Find the void”
Best of luck! 🤞🏻
Best of luck! 🤞🏻
I want this life!
October 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I want this life!
September 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The thing with cats and new beds is that you’ve got to find the perfect spot for it before a cat will consent to using it. Catnip spray proved unsuccessful, but this placement is, for some reason, agreeable to her royal highness, Lady Coffee.
September 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The thing with cats and new beds is that you’ve got to find the perfect spot for it before a cat will consent to using it. Catnip spray proved unsuccessful, but this placement is, for some reason, agreeable to her royal highness, Lady Coffee.
I love it when she comes to sit on me for no reason at all. Normally, it takes treats or me eating something she wants/wants to try.
September 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I love it when she comes to sit on me for no reason at all. Normally, it takes treats or me eating something she wants/wants to try.
She’s sleeping on the ottoman next to my desk and I really need to move but I don’t want to disturb her peace. What to do?
September 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
She’s sleeping on the ottoman next to my desk and I really need to move but I don’t want to disturb her peace. What to do?
The demon spawn being, well, a demon spawn. However, it must be noted that Lady Coffee is the cutest demon spawn in existence. It should also be noted that only I am allowed to call her than. Don’t you dare say such mean things to my adorable little monster girl. #voidcat #blackcat
August 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Today Lady Coffee met her orange brothers (my friends’ cats). There was plenty of hissing and growling and everyone respected everyone’s personal space but Error (the orange boy in the left photo) so badly wanted to be friends with Lady Coffee that he’d sit as close as she’d let him. 💜💜
August 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Today Lady Coffee met her orange brothers (my friends’ cats). There was plenty of hissing and growling and everyone respected everyone’s personal space but Error (the orange boy in the left photo) so badly wanted to be friends with Lady Coffee that he’d sit as close as she’d let him. 💜💜
August 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hello, my name is Lady Coffee. You may refer to me as Her Ladyship when speaking about me. I detest having my photo taken when I try out new furniture for the royal apartment, even if my hooman pays with treats. Anyway, this is me:
August 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hello, my name is Lady Coffee. You may refer to me as Her Ladyship when speaking about me. I detest having my photo taken when I try out new furniture for the royal apartment, even if my hooman pays with treats. Anyway, this is me: