Robyn the CoffeeDragon
@coffeedrgn.bsky.social
Writer! • Cat Dad 🐈⬛ • Lover of music • Coffee Enthusiast • Unapologetically Queer 🏳️🌈 • Demi • Nonbinary 💛🤍💜🖤 • Some kind of kinky 😈 • Overly cheeky • A butterfly flitting between ideas • ADHD-er • (they/them) • 🇵🇸
Reached for “laser” pointer for Coffee and pointed it at a corner of my wardrobe.
Instead of chasing the thing like she’d usually do, she dramatically flops onto the floor and decides to watch the show. 🤦🏼🤣
Instead of chasing the thing like she’d usually do, she dramatically flops onto the floor and decides to watch the show. 🤦🏼🤣
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Reached for “laser” pointer for Coffee and pointed it at a corner of my wardrobe.
Instead of chasing the thing like she’d usually do, she dramatically flops onto the floor and decides to watch the show. 🤦🏼🤣
Instead of chasing the thing like she’d usually do, she dramatically flops onto the floor and decides to watch the show. 🤦🏼🤣
Question. Why does Apple’s weather app sent a severe wind 🌬️ warning then follow it up with a moderate wind 💨 warning for the same area / period. I thought “severe” is stronger than “moderate”. Or is my brain 🧠 failing me?
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Question. Why does Apple’s weather app sent a severe wind 🌬️ warning then follow it up with a moderate wind 💨 warning for the same area / period. I thought “severe” is stronger than “moderate”. Or is my brain 🧠 failing me?
Kitchen and bathroom scrubbed. Murder mittens trimmed.
Apologetic gesture in form of tube treat made.
Dishes down.
New renter-friendly hooks for cooking utensils sorted.
Coffee cat assisted by loudly proclaiming she wanted to help then lamenting the lack of thumbs.
Energy level: FECKING EXHAUSTED
Apologetic gesture in form of tube treat made.
Dishes down.
New renter-friendly hooks for cooking utensils sorted.
Coffee cat assisted by loudly proclaiming she wanted to help then lamenting the lack of thumbs.
Energy level: FECKING EXHAUSTED
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Kitchen and bathroom scrubbed. Murder mittens trimmed.
Apologetic gesture in form of tube treat made.
Dishes down.
New renter-friendly hooks for cooking utensils sorted.
Coffee cat assisted by loudly proclaiming she wanted to help then lamenting the lack of thumbs.
Energy level: FECKING EXHAUSTED
Apologetic gesture in form of tube treat made.
Dishes down.
New renter-friendly hooks for cooking utensils sorted.
Coffee cat assisted by loudly proclaiming she wanted to help then lamenting the lack of thumbs.
Energy level: FECKING EXHAUSTED
Reposted by Robyn the CoffeeDragon
And every cis person pretends to have forgotten this
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
And every cis person pretends to have forgotten this
Took my cat to the vet yesterday (vaccine booster) and when we left home she yelled so loudly, I thought the people on the street were about to accuse me of kidnapping.
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Took my cat to the vet yesterday (vaccine booster) and when we left home she yelled so loudly, I thought the people on the street were about to accuse me of kidnapping.
JUST WHAT I NEEDED IN MY LIFE! Bring it on.
On the subject of getting stuffed and gobbled...
@hookandquillpress.com has graciously entrusted me with hosting #Smutcember, a hashtag prompt game for sharing our thoughts on love, attraction, and sex in fiction!
First prompt launches Dec. 1st (🧵1/5)
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
@hookandquillpress.com has graciously entrusted me with hosting #Smutcember, a hashtag prompt game for sharing our thoughts on love, attraction, and sex in fiction!
First prompt launches Dec. 1st (🧵1/5)
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
JUST WHAT I NEEDED IN MY LIFE! Bring it on.
Why is it so difficult to understand whether people are genuinely interested in being friends or just like you know being polite? I just can’t read people. Exhausting to even try.
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Why is it so difficult to understand whether people are genuinely interested in being friends or just like you know being polite? I just can’t read people. Exhausting to even try.
#QueerPrompts OK, I’ll play. Give me a book cover and I’ll make up an outrageous plot. Be warned, it will be very queer and quite possibly also very trans.
#QueerPrompts November 28: Free Friday or make up what a book is about based only on its cover
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
#QueerPrompts OK, I’ll play. Give me a book cover and I’ll make up an outrageous plot. Be warned, it will be very queer and quite possibly also very trans.
I am but a throne.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I am but a throne.
🤦🏼 Asked my void if she wanted to watch some BirdTV; she answered in the affirmative. As you can see, she walked off to loaf in the kitchen and I’m watching robins and other cute birds in winter.
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
🤦🏼 Asked my void if she wanted to watch some BirdTV; she answered in the affirmative. As you can see, she walked off to loaf in the kitchen and I’m watching robins and other cute birds in winter.
I wanna go home and hang out with my cat.
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I wanna go home and hang out with my cat.
Reposted by Robyn the CoffeeDragon
Great Writing Quotes by Author Charles W. Eliot
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. The finest language is mostly made up of simple unimposing words. No story is the same to us after a lapse…
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. The finest language is mostly made up of simple unimposing words. No story is the same to us after a lapse…
Great Writing Quotes by Author Charles W. Eliot
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. The finest language is mostly made up of simple unimposing words. No story is the same to us after a lapse of time; or rather we who read it are no longer the same interpreters. I don’t want the world to give me anything for my books except money enough to save me from the temptation to write only for money. The words of genius have a wider meaning than the thought that prompted them.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Great Writing Quotes by Author Charles W. Eliot
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. The finest language is mostly made up of simple unimposing words. No story is the same to us after a lapse…
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. The finest language is mostly made up of simple unimposing words. No story is the same to us after a lapse…
Cats are literally warm, self-grooming antidepressants with opinions.
And no, I will not be accepting any comments contradicting this. 😜
And no, I will not be accepting any comments contradicting this. 😜
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Cats are literally warm, self-grooming antidepressants with opinions.
And no, I will not be accepting any comments contradicting this. 😜
And no, I will not be accepting any comments contradicting this. 😜
Yesterday I could have sat down to write. In fact, I did so. My intention was to start on the first chapter of a story that’s been spinning in my head for the better part of two weeks and that I took plenty of notes for. Instead I edited 3 chapters of an old story. Why do I like to torture myself?
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Yesterday I could have sat down to write. In fact, I did so. My intention was to start on the first chapter of a story that’s been spinning in my head for the better part of two weeks and that I took plenty of notes for. Instead I edited 3 chapters of an old story. Why do I like to torture myself?
Living with a black cat is basically cohabiting with a small piece of sentient antimatter who occasionally eats treats and then disappears onto any dark surface like a glitch in the simulation.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Living with a black cat is basically cohabiting with a small piece of sentient antimatter who occasionally eats treats and then disappears onto any dark surface like a glitch in the simulation.
Made a new friend this morning. I walked by the canal and swan swam beside me. Such beautiful creatures.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Made a new friend this morning. I walked by the canal and swan swam beside me. Such beautiful creatures.
Lady Coffee is not a lap cat. She is more of a box cat. However, I have found a loophole. She’s very amenable to chill in her box while it’s in my lap. Win/win. Follow for more tips on how I play my cat. 😜😂
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Lady Coffee is not a lap cat. She is more of a box cat. However, I have found a loophole. She’s very amenable to chill in her box while it’s in my lap. Win/win. Follow for more tips on how I play my cat. 😜😂
This is what you call black magic in action. She’s trying to bewitch me into giving her a piece of cheese.
Spoiler: she got a nibble.
Spoiler: she got a nibble.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is what you call black magic in action. She’s trying to bewitch me into giving her a piece of cheese.
Spoiler: she got a nibble.
Spoiler: she got a nibble.
Asked my cat if we could throw one of her cardboard boxes away (she has two). She hasn’t used it in a while, so I figured it was fair game. The second I took out the blanket I’d put inside, she jumped into the box and looked at me as if to say “don’t even think about it”. So yeah, the box stays.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Asked my cat if we could throw one of her cardboard boxes away (she has two). She hasn’t used it in a while, so I figured it was fair game. The second I took out the blanket I’d put inside, she jumped into the box and looked at me as if to say “don’t even think about it”. So yeah, the box stays.
I forgot how peaceful the city can be in the morning…
Well, that was true until I crossed paths with someone calling to end all animal lab testing and another person yelling at them incomprehensibly.
How do people have the energy to be this loud and this wake before 9am?!
Well, that was true until I crossed paths with someone calling to end all animal lab testing and another person yelling at them incomprehensibly.
How do people have the energy to be this loud and this wake before 9am?!
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I forgot how peaceful the city can be in the morning…
Well, that was true until I crossed paths with someone calling to end all animal lab testing and another person yelling at them incomprehensibly.
How do people have the energy to be this loud and this wake before 9am?!
Well, that was true until I crossed paths with someone calling to end all animal lab testing and another person yelling at them incomprehensibly.
How do people have the energy to be this loud and this wake before 9am?!
Me: *makes my cat’s napping spot slightly more comfortable*
My cat: *moves to another napping spot*
Why do I bother? 🤦🏼
My cat: *moves to another napping spot*
Why do I bother? 🤦🏼
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Me: *makes my cat’s napping spot slightly more comfortable*
My cat: *moves to another napping spot*
Why do I bother? 🤦🏼
My cat: *moves to another napping spot*
Why do I bother? 🤦🏼
Werewolves get one proper Halloween every couple of decades. The last full moon fell on 31 Oct 2020; the next won’t rise till 2039. The rest of the time it’s goths, ghouls, and one melodramatic lycanthrope growling at a merely aesthetic moon. 🌕🐺🎃
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Werewolves get one proper Halloween every couple of decades. The last full moon fell on 31 Oct 2020; the next won’t rise till 2039. The rest of the time it’s goths, ghouls, and one melodramatic lycanthrope growling at a merely aesthetic moon. 🌕🐺🎃
The great thing about being half way done with crocheting a blanket for your friends is that you get to use it as a blanket while you work.
Must think this way so I don’t start crying about being only half way done.
Must think this way so I don’t start crying about being only half way done.
October 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The great thing about being half way done with crocheting a blanket for your friends is that you get to use it as a blanket while you work.
Must think this way so I don’t start crying about being only half way done.
Must think this way so I don’t start crying about being only half way done.
“My cat went to bed without me. Just wandered off, tucked herself into her bed which is next to her actual bed, and when I showed up she gave me the pointed void-gremlin stare that said: ‘You’re late, human.’
#CatLogic
#CatLogic
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“My cat went to bed without me. Just wandered off, tucked herself into her bed which is next to her actual bed, and when I showed up she gave me the pointed void-gremlin stare that said: ‘You’re late, human.’
#CatLogic
#CatLogic