Robyn the CoffeeDragon
@coffeedrgn.bsky.social
Writer! • Cat Dad 🐈⬛ • Lover of music • Coffee Enthusiast • Unapologetically Queer 🏳️🌈 • Demi • Nonbinary 💛🤍💜🖤 • Some kind of kinky 😈 • Overly cheeky • A butterfly flitting between ideas • ADHD-er • (they/them) • 🇵🇸
This guy proves daily that it’s possible to be born brainless.
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This guy proves daily that it’s possible to be born brainless.
Good point. Seemed like two sent at the same time. But in all fairness, I was at the bus stop trying not to get blown away.
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Good point. Seemed like two sent at the same time. But in all fairness, I was at the bus stop trying not to get blown away.
Where do I sign up?
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Where do I sign up?
+1
I think this idiot lacks any and all brain cells. Would love to say he’s got only hay up there but that be an insult to dried grass.
I think this idiot lacks any and all brain cells. Would love to say he’s got only hay up there but that be an insult to dried grass.
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
+1
I think this idiot lacks any and all brain cells. Would love to say he’s got only hay up there but that be an insult to dried grass.
I think this idiot lacks any and all brain cells. Would love to say he’s got only hay up there but that be an insult to dried grass.
Have people just stopped turning their brains on? Is “think before you speak” already an ancient concept? Do these people not hear themselves when they say shit like this?
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Have people just stopped turning their brains on? Is “think before you speak” already an ancient concept? Do these people not hear themselves when they say shit like this?
It’s freaking infuriating. I’d like to ask what’s wrong with those people but it’s blatantly obvious…they are haters.
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
It’s freaking infuriating. I’d like to ask what’s wrong with those people but it’s blatantly obvious…they are haters.
I want Shadow cuddles!!!
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I want Shadow cuddles!!!
Point taken. And maybe internet access to order some cookies online.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Point taken. And maybe internet access to order some cookies online.
So long as I can bring my cat, a new kitten and a coffee machine, armchair and a room full of books, I’ll be the happiest dragon in the world.
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
So long as I can bring my cat, a new kitten and a coffee machine, armchair and a room full of books, I’ll be the happiest dragon in the world.
Would a cosy cabin somewhere in a hidden forest clearing with a magical circle protecting me from having to people have the same effect? Asking for an introverted ace hermit.
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Would a cosy cabin somewhere in a hidden forest clearing with a magical circle protecting me from having to people have the same effect? Asking for an introverted ace hermit.
Let’s build it from scratch, I’ve a pair of solid thumb screws we can build into the contraption 😂😂
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Let’s build it from scratch, I’ve a pair of solid thumb screws we can build into the contraption 😂😂
I would be willing to contribute some slime to dip them into first.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I would be willing to contribute some slime to dip them into first.