Dark Roast d'Andre
@coffii-tyme.bsky.social
Welcome to my page where I talk about art & media.
Warning: I bitch about computer science a lot.
Art Historian + Computer Scientist
Video game enthusiast (In the cool way).
Cat Truther. Dog Denier. (Have both)
Bad Artist also
Warning: I bitch about computer science a lot.
Art Historian + Computer Scientist
Video game enthusiast (In the cool way).
Cat Truther. Dog Denier. (Have both)
Bad Artist also
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I am currently curating my personal playlist of over 5,000 songs on Tidal.
I invite strangers to listen, as the days go by the list will change and evolve little by little.
This will be a thread of discoveries I make while listening to every song and organizing the list.
I invite strangers to listen, as the days go by the list will change and evolve little by little.
This will be a thread of discoveries I make while listening to every song and organizing the list.
Metroid Prime 4 is both very remarkable and completely unremarkable. It is the return of a subgenre that hasn't existed for 10 years, makes interesting changes to that subgenre, but also makes the same mistake its previous sequel made 10 years ago. I enjoy it greatly***
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Metroid Prime 4 is both very remarkable and completely unremarkable. It is the return of a subgenre that hasn't existed for 10 years, makes interesting changes to that subgenre, but also makes the same mistake its previous sequel made 10 years ago. I enjoy it greatly***
Sooooooooo...
The new horizons update didn't touch villager interactions at all huh?
Thats kind of a shame
The new horizons update didn't touch villager interactions at all huh?
Thats kind of a shame
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Sooooooooo...
The new horizons update didn't touch villager interactions at all huh?
Thats kind of a shame
The new horizons update didn't touch villager interactions at all huh?
Thats kind of a shame
Metroid prime 4 is very good!
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Metroid prime 4 is very good!
My insurance premium went up 150%
Motherfuck this place
Motherfuck this place
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My insurance premium went up 150%
Motherfuck this place
Motherfuck this place
Til 75% of all traffic on the bird website is bots and ai.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Til 75% of all traffic on the bird website is bots and ai.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
My painstakingly made Silksong Machine in Kirby Air Riders.
The customization in this game is BAR NONE.
The customization in this game is BAR NONE.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My painstakingly made Silksong Machine in Kirby Air Riders.
The customization in this game is BAR NONE.
The customization in this game is BAR NONE.
Silksong is defs my game of the year,
(But also Kirby Air Riders is too)
(But also Kirby Air Riders is too)
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Silksong is defs my game of the year,
(But also Kirby Air Riders is too)
(But also Kirby Air Riders is too)
The tutorial in Kirby Air Riders should be the gold standard for high budget projects like this.
Specific Ui elements, clear breakdowns of each system, quick & snappy. This is the whole 9 yards. I could write a book on how good this is.
Specific Ui elements, clear breakdowns of each system, quick & snappy. This is the whole 9 yards. I could write a book on how good this is.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The tutorial in Kirby Air Riders should be the gold standard for high budget projects like this.
Specific Ui elements, clear breakdowns of each system, quick & snappy. This is the whole 9 yards. I could write a book on how good this is.
Specific Ui elements, clear breakdowns of each system, quick & snappy. This is the whole 9 yards. I could write a book on how good this is.
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
If this is happening then I'm confident she's a good candidate
It’s official: AIPAC is trying to buy my election to keep me out of Congress.
Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights.
But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.
Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights.
But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.
September 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If this is happening then I'm confident she's a good candidate
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I'm about 10 hours into Silksong, and I gotta say it. The RUN BUTTON is the smartest change by far.
Routing back to bosses when I die is so streamlined and fun. Such an elegant design choice.
Routing back to bosses when I die is so streamlined and fun. Such an elegant design choice.
September 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm about 10 hours into Silksong, and I gotta say it. The RUN BUTTON is the smartest change by far.
Routing back to bosses when I die is so streamlined and fun. Such an elegant design choice.
Routing back to bosses when I die is so streamlined and fun. Such an elegant design choice.
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
My thoughts on Sonic Racing Crossworlds
September 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My thoughts on Sonic Racing Crossworlds
Damn I'm not going to lie. I do not love the dialogue pacing in Chibi-Robo.
An hour into the game and I think I played the actual GAME for about 20 minutes.
The audio design however, is phenomenal. Genuinely charming as hell.
An hour into the game and I think I played the actual GAME for about 20 minutes.
The audio design however, is phenomenal. Genuinely charming as hell.
August 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Damn I'm not going to lie. I do not love the dialogue pacing in Chibi-Robo.
An hour into the game and I think I played the actual GAME for about 20 minutes.
The audio design however, is phenomenal. Genuinely charming as hell.
An hour into the game and I think I played the actual GAME for about 20 minutes.
The audio design however, is phenomenal. Genuinely charming as hell.
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"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
August 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
I know I'm a broken record but,
🗣️ Guilty Gear Strive Season 4 is the best version of the game so far 🗣️
Despite god tier Potempkin, evo was hype as FUCK this year. Pot ain't even THAT crazy, he needs minor tweaks and he'll be fine.
With the Lucy patch I have a feeling the game will be at its peak
🗣️ Guilty Gear Strive Season 4 is the best version of the game so far 🗣️
Despite god tier Potempkin, evo was hype as FUCK this year. Pot ain't even THAT crazy, he needs minor tweaks and he'll be fine.
With the Lucy patch I have a feeling the game will be at its peak
August 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I know I'm a broken record but,
🗣️ Guilty Gear Strive Season 4 is the best version of the game so far 🗣️
Despite god tier Potempkin, evo was hype as FUCK this year. Pot ain't even THAT crazy, he needs minor tweaks and he'll be fine.
With the Lucy patch I have a feeling the game will be at its peak
🗣️ Guilty Gear Strive Season 4 is the best version of the game so far 🗣️
Despite god tier Potempkin, evo was hype as FUCK this year. Pot ain't even THAT crazy, he needs minor tweaks and he'll be fine.
With the Lucy patch I have a feeling the game will be at its peak
I heard every physical copy of Kirby Air Riders comes with a note saying "You're Welcome"
August 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I heard every physical copy of Kirby Air Riders comes with a note saying "You're Welcome"
Does the 'show less like this' button work??
I keep getting furry inflation art on my feed and I am REALLY tired of seeing it.
I keep getting furry inflation art on my feed and I am REALLY tired of seeing it.
August 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Does the 'show less like this' button work??
I keep getting furry inflation art on my feed and I am REALLY tired of seeing it.
I keep getting furry inflation art on my feed and I am REALLY tired of seeing it.
That's why I never stopped.
For the good of the people, the goth people.
For the good of the people, the goth people.
I'm not saying there's any correlation, or definite scientific basis, but the moment we collectively stopped lusting after goth butts in fishnets and the moment the world noticeably went to hell is too close to ignore
August 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
That's why I never stopped.
For the good of the people, the goth people.
For the good of the people, the goth people.
She's an Ipad kid now
Street Fighter 6 - C. Viper Teaser Trailer (Coming Autumn 2025) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1va...
August 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
She's an Ipad kid now
Switch 2 selling 5.8 million units in its first month. Wasn't it too expensive? These numbers are genuinely a huge surprise.
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Nintendo’s Switch 2 doubles first-month sales of the original
A sweet Switch success story.
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August 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Switch 2 selling 5.8 million units in its first month. Wasn't it too expensive? These numbers are genuinely a huge surprise.
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