Pablo Naruto
@coffinzone.bsky.social
Not so much mysterious as poorly documented
I train all year for this
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I train all year for this
If you can count them on your fingers, you're good. If you can't, just grow more fingers, problem solved
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you can count them on your fingers, you're good. If you can't, just grow more fingers, problem solved
Paul Blart 2: Paul Blarter
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Paul Blart 2: Paul Blarter
Cats and dogs are the same species, got it
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Cats and dogs are the same species, got it
Welp, time to rewatch Sword of Doom
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Welp, time to rewatch Sword of Doom
The true horror is simply knowing that Ethan Hawke could be anywhere
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The true horror is simply knowing that Ethan Hawke could be anywhere
Desperately trying to make this fit the meter of American Woman
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Desperately trying to make this fit the meter of American Woman