Pablo Naruto
@coffinzone.bsky.social
Not so much mysterious as poorly documented
Just had a glass spontaneously shatter in my hand, how's your day going
December 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Just had a glass spontaneously shatter in my hand, how's your day going
"You look like Tor Johnson in an Elvis wig"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"You look like Tor Johnson in an Elvis wig"
Pippi Gangstalking
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Pippi Gangstalking
(Redman voice) time for some night meat
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
(Redman voice) time for some night meat
Nothing quite like getting hit in the ribs with your own full weight to take the wind out of your sails
December 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nothing quite like getting hit in the ribs with your own full weight to take the wind out of your sails
Inventing a series of increasingly annoying chess houserules
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Inventing a series of increasingly annoying chess houserules
The infamous two beer hangover
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The infamous two beer hangover
Men will literally cruise the seas for American gold instead of firing guns, shedding tears, or going to therapy
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Men will literally cruise the seas for American gold instead of firing guns, shedding tears, or going to therapy
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Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed
Wanted to hit a hardcore show tonight but spending three hours on coq au vin instead is pretty punk rock too if you think about it
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wanted to hit a hardcore show tonight but spending three hours on coq au vin instead is pretty punk rock too if you think about it
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I'm in my old-timey ailments era. I'm goutmaxxed and dropsypilled
January 25, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I'm in my old-timey ailments era. I'm goutmaxxed and dropsypilled
I'm a modern man and I believe that a relationship should be 50/50. Now stop fucking stalling, it's your turn to execute a hostage
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm a modern man and I believe that a relationship should be 50/50. Now stop fucking stalling, it's your turn to execute a hostage
Seasonal depression got you down? Try drinking ten beers and rewatching The Act of Killing
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Seasonal depression got you down? Try drinking ten beers and rewatching The Act of Killing
If there's one thing I've learned in life it's that everyone who annoys me is ontologically evil
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If there's one thing I've learned in life it's that everyone who annoys me is ontologically evil
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You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.
RIP Dick Cheney, whose last act was to testify that there is no god but Allah and Muhammed is his prophet. May he be granted Jannah as a true son of Islam
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
RIP Dick Cheney, whose last act was to testify that there is no god but Allah and Muhammed is his prophet. May he be granted Jannah as a true son of Islam
Frankenstein review: I am in awe of my wife's tolerance me leaning over to point out every new character actor that I recognized
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Frankenstein review: I am in awe of my wife's tolerance me leaning over to point out every new character actor that I recognized
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Frankenstein(2025) monster should have been HANGING DONG. Giving him panties is the coward's choice
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Frankenstein(2025) monster should have been HANGING DONG. Giving him panties is the coward's choice
sometimes love is letting someone eat you whole so you can stab them to death from the inside
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
sometimes love is letting someone eat you whole so you can stab them to death from the inside
Coke Zero Presents: Come And See 2
October 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Coke Zero Presents: Come And See 2
Mickey 17 is a movie about the indomitable female spirit of finding a way to be horny for Robert Pattinson
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Mickey 17 is a movie about the indomitable female spirit of finding a way to be horny for Robert Pattinson