21st century digital boy
@coginthemachine.bsky.social
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a lefty guy in his mid 30s screaming into the void. one of the absolute lunatics using the Discover tab but trying not to be weird about it
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coginthemachine.bsky.social
The dripping contempt coming from this article is like a balm for my soul, I love it!
coginthemachine.bsky.social
you’d think I was an experienced enough cook to avoid getting jalapeño in my eye but here we are, OUCH
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qwantz.com
the best unpopular opinions make everyone mad but nobody hurt: a truly victimless crime

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Narrator: T-REX SHARES HIS MOST UNPOPULAR OPINION:
T-Rex: I think the cave paintings are pretty crappy!
T-Rex: I'm sorry, but it's true!

T-Rex: Their use of perspective is nonexistent, and sense of place is sketchy AT BEST!! Dromiceiomimus: Of COURSE they don't have good perspective: that hadn't been invented yet! They're CAVE PAINTINGS, T-Rex!
T-Rex: I just think they could've tried harder to make good art, you know?
Dromiceiomimus: THEY WERE LITERAL CAVE PEOPLE WHO HADN'T YET INVENTED PAINT! They were trying harder than any previous cave people in history!! T-Rex: I hear you, and I respect you, but you have to admit: they're HELLA amateurish.
Utahraptor: What?!

Utahraptor: Of course CAVE PAINTINGS are amateurish! They're done by people who haven't even invented HAVING JOBS yet, much less the job of PROFESSIONAL ARTIST! The WHOLE WORLD was amateurs!!
T-Rex: I'm just saying - they could be better. I could do WAY better, no problem. Off panel: You have the benefit of literally THOUSANDS OF YEARS of EDUCATION and KNOWLEDGE and TECHNOLOGY!!
T-Rex: YES! And you know what those thousands of years of education, knowledge, and technology tell me??
T-Rex: These guys SUCKED
coginthemachine.bsky.social
oh yeah, it’s all coming together #oblivion
coginthemachine.bsky.social
playing a Tokyo Drift-based drinking game with my fiancee and oh god it’s beating our ASSES
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
coginthemachine.bsky.social
🙏🏾 just gotta visualize the complete states of zen we’ll achieve once we reach the finish line lol
coginthemachine.bsky.social
solidarity from someone going through the same thing. wedding planning is fucking brutal 😭
coginthemachine.bsky.social
looks like the custom flasks I ordered for my bachelor party are stuck at some warehouse in Canada and haven’t so much as moved in two weeks. Just my fucking luck, as if the wedding planning stress wasn’t bad enough
coginthemachine.bsky.social
lol this is why I’ll never give a dime to you useless quislings. Despite facing an existential threat from fascists cutting your federal funding, you can’t help but to continue manufacturing consent for these jackbooted thugs. It’s fucking pathetic!
coginthemachine.bsky.social
it’s been 5 years since I backed a kickstarter for an Override remake and at this point I’ve given up on that shit, like how hard could this possibly be
coginthemachine.bsky.social
currently filling the Escape Velocity-shaped hole in my soul with Endless Sky
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weeder.bsky.social
I'm a single issue voter now, my issue: revenge
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coginthemachine.bsky.social
Thanks, very illuminating article
coginthemachine.bsky.social
Just finished #2 of what is probably my favorite fantasy series ever only to find out that the third just came out, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
The Knife's book is OUT NOW and you can grab all three of the Warrior's Guild books from my website from my website at a screamin' deal!

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scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
The Knife's book comes out August 16th, but if you'd like to catch up on other happenings in The Warrior's Guild, HIS SECRET ILLUMINATIONS and HIS SACRED INCANTATIONS ebooks are 50% off on my website to celebrate the new release!

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coginthemachine.bsky.social
Thank you for this amazing injection of dopamine, better than my morning coffee 😂
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coginthemachine.bsky.social
I mean the job security is nice but Christ, it would be amazing to be able to trust anyone else to not fuck things up without me
coginthemachine.bsky.social
lol why is it every time I have someone cover a webinar for me something goes wrong and I get a call about it? Its insane, I do so much prep work, with scripts, slides, literally everything, and they still can’t fucking function without me
coginthemachine.bsky.social
smiling friends is fucking incredible all-around and i love that despite its absurdity, it perfectly depicts random shit like interactions with service workers and arguments with friends