[she/they]
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Me: crap, I forgot to hydrate again!
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Astronomer: this telescope sucks
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Marine biologist: there is not enough water in the cup to be suitable habitat for a shark
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Me: crap, I forgot to hydrate again!