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a lot happening in the world today…
“male menopause” = getting really into steely dan
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
good morning on this day of days
August 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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There are two ways to get your pierogi at Veselka
July 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Ancient Greek Baudrillard: the Minotaur is the labyrinth

Ancient Greek normal guy: what
July 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
July 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
don’t make eric adams choose
When you’ve lost Sneako
June 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
say what you will the man is probably pretty experienced w/ the whole knocking on doors thing
Imagine this: You’re home for the evening, winding down. There’s a knock at the door.

Who’s there? It’s Anthony Weiner. And he wants your vote.
Who's that knocking at your door? It's Anthony Weiner on a comeback tour
Former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner is attempting a political comeback with a candidacy for the New York City Council.
bit.ly
June 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
congestion pricing killed richard foreman
January 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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ok since we're doing these
December 28, 2024 at 5:58 PM
a second photo of jeff tiedrich has dropped
Damn he’s gonna run this place
November 30, 2024 at 12:02 AM
November 29, 2024 at 9:48 PM
R.I.P. Lord Alfred Douglas you would have loved AIDS
November 29, 2024 at 6:28 AM
some of yall got on here and have spent two weeks posting all that “moved over from the bad place…” shit. you get one of those before you become insufferably obnoxious!! move on!!
November 26, 2024 at 12:49 AM
“Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut” - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

No one does it like he did it. born 102 years ago today.
November 11, 2024 at 8:58 PM
a lot happening in the world today…
October 22, 2024 at 1:49 PM
My Band Has More Monthly Listeners Than All of Your Boyfriends Combined & other stories
September 4, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Blasting Radiohead’s Hail To The Thief as I complete a Double Black Diamond Rock Climbing Course
August 27, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Always suspicious when I see a stand up comedian with an acoustic guitar. Jokes do not require the devil melody.
July 13, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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IT’S A ROCK ‘N’ ROLL THURSDAY
June 27, 2024 at 9:44 AM
are you cooked, dear?
June 9, 2024 at 3:26 AM
group, gossiping: if you squint really hard he kind of looks like al pacino

me: ladies, i am the leonard cohen of al pacino. i mean, the al pacino of leonard cohens. i mean wait if i’m al pacino and you’re leonard cohen then who’s driving this plane?
May 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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BEATNIK / HIPPIE MOODS
May 7, 2024 at 10:06 AM
as i’ve always been saying, bring back the lizard dudes
April 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM