Stealing this

Obviously we also do the same for emphasis - writing it differently for that would bring a little bit of depth back to the written form of the language

For instance, “the other” usually has the “e” in “the” pronounced as a long e instead of a schwa. In runes this requires writing any word that ends in a schwa differently if the next word starts with a schwa, similarly to how we change “a” to “an” if the next word starts with any vowel.

This doesn’t even begin to get into how we approach time or responsibilities or things like that it’s just my attempt at putting our experience of consciousness into words, and I’m sure there’s plenty of others who will take issue with my precise characterization because we’re all a little different

If you just keep playing long enough the other yous keeping you at gunpoint just sorta get bored and let you phase back into reality for a few minutes until something happens to start the whole thing over again

Also also also also you might be wondering what the win condition for the death game is (by the way you just lost The Game, this brought to you by “‘win’ is the opposite of ‘lose’ which is what you don’t want to do in this game I just lost the game”) and that’s the neat part, you don’t win

Also also also remember that phone call you’re on? The person on the other end expects you to be fully participating in a conversation with them (which is very hard to do given the possibly multi-instance death game going on) and will get angry if you don’t pay full attention to everything they say

Also also this is happening anywhere between one and three times in parallel at differing levels of conscious awareness and more instances can be created with different seed words as the situation continues and you sort of start blipping between them randomly

Also you’re on the phone with someone but the other yous forcing you to play the death game are listening in and there’s a constant nonzero chance that the words intended for the death game go through the phone instead and if you try to explain your situation it sounds like gibberish

IDK but it was powerful enough for people to forget that Cleopatra was a polyglot and a genius and focus solely on her appearance

The man’s literally just writing fanfic at this point. Not even RPF, he’s so detached from reality

“We gave them jobs, it wasn’t oppression” is literally how neo-Confederates talk about slavery

Touch that grass

Starbucks has not given us a single new proposal in almost a year. We’re serious about finishing our contracts… why aren’t they?

It would cost less than one day’s sales to finish this. And yet, Starbucks claims they can’t do it.

That's why it's STILL #NoContractNoCoffee ✊

DON'T BUY STARBUCKS!

Listen maybe you should look into crayons that don’t taste delicious