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Jason Cohen
@cohenesque.bsky.social
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Philadelphia. Texas Monthly writer-at-large. Ex of Austin, Portland, Cincinnati, Missoula. Music, food, sports (no necessarily in that order).
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 1h
I would say those names are the Copernicus and Cro-Mags of their time but don't want to flatter anyone
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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 3h
Since baseball players started wearing batting gloves, autism is up by many thousands of percentage points.

Ever since they lowered the mound, climate change has been ramping up at an alarming rate.

Since the invention of the DH, church attendance has plummeted.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 5h
There used to be a Can't Stop The Bleeding @gerardcosloy.bsky.social tag for this sort of story thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/08/h...
Hey, New York Times? Stay Out of Texas Football Family Business.
The New York Times branded Arch Manning “college football’s first flop,” drawing a backlash from some very unlikely places.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 6h
Harrison Bader was 12 years old when "Oxford Comma" came out (and is in the video) www.inquirer.com/phillies/har...
Harrison Bader brings rhythm to the Phillies. His cousin, Chris Baio, does the same as the bassist for Vampire Weekend.
Harrison Bader brought his rock star looks to the Phillies. His cousin, Vampire Weekend bassist Chris Baio, is a real rock star. And the two are fans of one another.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 22h
Late-period Echo and the Bunnymen
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Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · 23h
@bunnymen.com’s “Bring On The Dancing Horses” was released 40 years ago today 🐎
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 23h
I have a friend who really thinks this and I regularly rip into him (including suggesting that he doesn't understand either calendars or ovulation) but also, yes?
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Defector @defector.com · 23h
Never bunt: defector.com/never-bunt
Never Bunt | Defector
PHILADELPHIA — By the top of the ninth inning, the stadium was visibly pockmarked by absences, and people were booing Jhoan Duran’s walkout show. Duran, who was just doing his job as the Philadelphia…
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 1d
Is this AI www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...
Gene Gallagher, Anais Gallagher and Lennon Gallagher attend the Dior...
Gene Gallagher, Anais Gallagher and Lennon Gallagher attend the Dior Sauvage London pop-up launch party on September 23, 2025 in London, England.
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Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 1d
Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.
A screenshot of a video of Noem praying at a conference table with other people wearing suits. Fast food bags and water bottles sit on the table.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 1d
He would have www.inquirer.com/politics/phi...
screenshot of article about Joe Biden attending Phillies game: "Whether Biden would have bunted with no one out and a man on second, as the Phillies did to disastrous effect on Monday night, the former president has yet to comment."
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Jennifer Waits @spinningindie.bsky.social · 3d
Especially in light of the shutdown of @wcsb.bsky.social yesterday, it's important to know that college radio IS thriving and plays a vital role in many students' lives. Thanks to @emwhitenoise.bsky.social for this great piece that takes a closer look at why Gen Z is excited about college radio.
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Emily White @emwhitenoise.bsky.social · 5d
College radio stations are seeing a surge in student interest.

Stations that once struggled to fill airtime are now overflowing with student DJs. 

I spoke to 7 college radio stations across the U.S. to understand what is driving the revival:

emwhitenoise.substack.com/p/gen-zs-col...
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 2d
Not an original observation but Jade Helm is finally real
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Willamette Week @wweek.com · 2d
President Donald Trump is sending members of the Texas National Guard to Oregon, Gov. Tina Kotek said in a statement late Sunday night.
Trump is Sending the Texas National Guard to Oregon, Kotek Says
Sophie Peel
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ghostly gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 2d
One of the largest school districts in the nation, which was taken over by the state of Texas, deciding to shut out local media (us at chron.com and the Houston Chronicle included) should be a bigger story imo
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Chron.com @chron.com · 3d
Get ready for the news, straight from the source.
HISD plans to shut out outside media, hire its own news crew
Get ready for the news, straight from the source.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 2d
America's team
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d
this is so sweet
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 2d
Well at least I've got an AL team if this NLDS doesn't work out
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 3d
Chuck Prophet & Cumbia Shoes in Golden Gate Park, the only thing right in the world atm hardlystrictlybluegrass.vhx.tv/hardly-stric...
Towers of Gold Stage - Hardly Strictly Bluegrass TV
Towers of Gold Stage SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5 ‐ 11:00am‐7:00pm Celebrate 25 years of Hardly Strictly Bluegrass in Golden Gate Park.
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Philadelphia Union @philadelphiaunion.com · 3d
PHILADELPHIA UNION 2025 SUPPORTERS' SHIELD WINNERS⚡️🛡️🐍​

#DOOP
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 3d
The police narrative of Mark Sanchez’s stabbing is truly bizarre, in the sense of “ah I see why they charged the guy who got stabbed.”

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Details of the confrontation were disclosed in the affidavit, based on video footage and the truck driver's statement to police. The video showed a man believed to be Sanchez running in the alley toward the truck, the affidavit said. The driver works for a company that specializes in commercial cooking oil recycling and disposal, and he was performed his work duties, it said. Sanchez opened the truck door and began talking to the driver, the affidavit said. Sanchez told the driver he couldn't be at the loading dock and that Sanchez had spoken to the hotel manager, the document said. Sanchez smelled of alcohol and his speech was slurred, the driver told police. Sanchez followed the driver from side to side of the truck, the court document said. When the driver darted toward the driver's door, video showed Sanchez "grabbing and throwing" the driver toward a hotel wall, it said. The fight continued against a dumpster and Sanchez threw the driver to the ground, it said. Sanchez climbed into the truck but got out when told by the driver he wasn't allowed in, it said. Sanchez repeated that he spoke to a manager and didn't want the driver to replace fryer oil, the document said. Sanchez tried again to get into the truck and blocked the driver from calling his manager, it said. Believing he was in danger, the driver grabbed pepper spray from his pocket and sprayed Sanchez's face, it said. Sanchez wiped his face and advanced toward the driver again, it said. The driver then pulled his knife and stabbed Sanchez as the ex-quarterback came at him, it said. The driver fell onto pallets on the ground, he told police. "While P.T. was on the ground, he could only see the feet of Mr. Sanchez coming at him, making P.T. realize that he was in a life-or-death situation," the affidavit said.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 3d
I believe language evolves, but there's still no such thing as an "Instapot" nymag.com/intelligence...
Screen shot from NY mag story about "AI Houses" in San Francisco. "Downstairs, in the shared kitchen next to an Instapot, I meet Carsten in his AI sandals. His P(doom) is a slightly sunnier 5 to 10 percent....
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 3d
Jayson Stark calls it The Manfred Man
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 3d
They say there's no ghost runner in the playoffs, but how would we know?
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 3d
Seems like East Coast bias to me
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 3d
"Not one person in Seattle has left," announcer says of this extra innings game. It's not even 9pm!
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