cold on a cob
@coldonacob.bsky.social
remember the old simon and garfunkle song “slow down you’re moving too fast” that says a lot about life and about cat massage
wait that's not the secret fedex arrow kid?
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
wait that's not the secret fedex arrow kid?
pretend i photoshopped D-FENC onto this :effort:
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
pretend i photoshopped D-FENC onto this :effort:
now i wanna know if the COPS crew and the MTV cribs crew ever ran into each other
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
now i wanna know if the COPS crew and the MTV cribs crew ever ran into each other
Me, narrating: "And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small hard-on grew three sizes th-" *gets fucking bodied simultaneously by representatives of the estates of both Boris Karloff and Dr Seuss*
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me, narrating: "And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small hard-on grew three sizes th-" *gets fucking bodied simultaneously by representatives of the estates of both Boris Karloff and Dr Seuss*