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remember the old simon and garfunkle song “slow down you’re moving too fast” that says a lot about life and about cat massage
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I sure hope the guy using my email address to apply for jobs gets a job soon but he probably won’t because he keeps using my email address to apply for jobs
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paywall
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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inside you there are two bears...
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
inside you there are two bears...
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
🫡
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Tomorrow!
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I think more agnostics, atheists, and skeptics need to read Carl Sagan and throw out the rest. i'm not saying Sagan was perfect but he really seemed to understand empathy, whereas so much of the skeptic movement was fueled by spiteful dunking on "irrational" people.
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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ANYWAYS, Bandcamp Friday in a couple days. If you really want to pay some artists, do it
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM