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remember the old simon and garfunkle song “slow down you’re moving too fast” that says a lot about life and about cat massage
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@coldonacob.bsky.social
· Dec 28
I sure hope the guy using my email address to apply for jobs gets a job soon but he probably won’t because he keeps using my email address to apply for jobs
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happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate
June 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate
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two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us
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"Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Charese"
February 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
"Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Charese"
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
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The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.
January 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.
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thank u mister president i’ll check it out
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 AM
thank u mister president i’ll check it out
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What made Frank Frazetta so great is that in addition to his obvious technical skill, he had such a clear artistic vision. And that vision was of a fantasy world full of perfect asses. Even when he drew Lord Of The Rings it looks like it could be cover art for TailEnds magazine (that's a real thing)
May 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What made Frank Frazetta so great is that in addition to his obvious technical skill, he had such a clear artistic vision. And that vision was of a fantasy world full of perfect asses. Even when he drew Lord Of The Rings it looks like it could be cover art for TailEnds magazine (that's a real thing)
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Getting the cadence this wrong should be a jailable offense
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Getting the cadence this wrong should be a jailable offense
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"That's all I can stands, cuz I can't stands n'more!"
[popeye pushes the down button on his standing desk and it slowly whirrs to life]
[popeye pushes the down button on his standing desk and it slowly whirrs to life]
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
"That's all I can stands, cuz I can't stands n'more!"
[popeye pushes the down button on his standing desk and it slowly whirrs to life]
[popeye pushes the down button on his standing desk and it slowly whirrs to life]
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As seen on r/nursing
Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him
Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
As seen on r/nursing
Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him
Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him
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I got a can't standing desk for work because I can't stand it
January 27, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I got a can't standing desk for work because I can't stand it
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deleting signal now that i know it's compromised. find me on blackberry pin 4d3d3d3
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Facebook Messenger
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
deleting signal now that i know it's compromised. find me on blackberry pin 4d3d3d3
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Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
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the government doesn't want you to know that i-frames are real
I knew a guy who INSISTED he could survive a plane crash, simply by jumping at the last second
(he also had an engineering degree)
(he also had an engineering degree)
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
the government doesn't want you to know that i-frames are real
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Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
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Bandcamp has banned AI music.
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
Bandcamp Bans AI Music
AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the AI-generated psych-rock band the Velvet Sundown and the AI-generated metalcore band Broken Avenue racking up streams on Spotify? R...
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January 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Bandcamp has banned AI music.
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...