F5 Fitzgerald
@colelandfarer.bsky.social
Trying every day to make 40 look youthful despite being a tire-fire of a human being. Animal lover, socialist, poly-adjacent.
My kids: @duchessartemis.bsky.social
@mightykingapollo.bsky.social
@ktnmightyaphrodite.bsky.social
My kids: @duchessartemis.bsky.social
@mightykingapollo.bsky.social
@ktnmightyaphrodite.bsky.social
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Point of fact - life is pretty alright sometimes, despite, y'know, the Horrors
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Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Single-handedly improving the value of that Doctor WHO blanket she's laying on
December 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Single-handedly improving the value of that Doctor WHO blanket she's laying on
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A little stuffed animal all in her own right ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A little stuffed animal all in her own right ❤️
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Now presenting: a loaf atop a loaf
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Now presenting: a loaf atop a loaf
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
Post check-in on Eris, little lady still has an IV port just in case, but thankfully eating closer to normal after a gi stasis nightmare. Of course she's cute, so it's an allowable brat maneuver for attention 😂
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Post check-in on Eris, little lady still has an IV port just in case, but thankfully eating closer to normal after a gi stasis nightmare. Of course she's cute, so it's an allowable brat maneuver for attention 😂
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December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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It’s banana smiles for our donkeys on a sunny Wednesday
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s banana smiles for our donkeys on a sunny Wednesday
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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Travelers: We would like you to hire more flight controllers, stop planes from colliding and not pack us in like it’s the last train to Auschwitz.
Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Travelers: We would like you to hire more flight controllers, stop planes from colliding and not pack us in like it’s the last train to Auschwitz.
Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
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The most responsible sister... when she wants to be 😂
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The most responsible sister... when she wants to be 😂
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Aphrodite right now stuck with this expression of "yeah, I dunno why I like him.... but I do" as she takes another drag of her cigarette 😂
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Aphrodite right now stuck with this expression of "yeah, I dunno why I like him.... but I do" as she takes another drag of her cigarette 😂
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Never a more perfect pair (of siblings)
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Never a more perfect pair (of siblings)
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Aphrodite was absolutely entranced by the game Stray - at least until she realized I was controlling the cat on screen. Then, she was horrendously offended for the rest of the evening 😂
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Aphrodite was absolutely entranced by the game Stray - at least until she realized I was controlling the cat on screen. Then, she was horrendously offended for the rest of the evening 😂
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Heating pad ain't so bad with the right company @mightykingapollo.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Heating pad ain't so bad with the right company @mightykingapollo.bsky.social
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Special delivery
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Special delivery
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November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Yin and yang
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yin and yang
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Siblings ready for Christmas cheer and love for one another ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Siblings ready for Christmas cheer and love for one another ❤️