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We adopted Ripley on Nov. 1, 2018 after he was rescued off the streets of Hemet and we kind of made it his birthday. Best guess is he is about 10 now and he has been the best of boys as he has aged gracefully from the day we got him till this day…
I can just see some DHS dipshit with an 8th grade education, two DUI’s and a restraining order after beating up his girlfriend going, “Dude, check this out,” while trying to use his new death laser to cut a minivan in half to grab a toddler.
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Pirro: “So, are you up to this?”

Vandervelden: “I don’t want to brag, but I once captured Miss Piggy executing an absolutely lovely saut de chat during a production of ‘Swine Lake’”

Pirro: “Cool, cool, cool. You’re hired. Another sangria?”
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
After today’s performance by Pam Bondi, one can safely assume she would gladly hold down a teenaged girl for Donald Trump to rape.

Pam Bondi is Trump’s Ghislaine Maxwell.
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Off to Oahu after 2 trips cancelled. First, I was in the midst of a restraining order fight (I got it. Yay, Team Tom). Then Ripley had medical issues (He‘s fine. Yay, Team Ripley).

In my absence, please do something about this annoying Trump person.

Thank you for your attention to this matter
January 28, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This is like hiring all of your Magic: The Gathering club pals because you think they are wicked funny and everybody is going to totally love them.

Or randomly picking names out of a phone book.

One of those....
The new CBS contributors:

Elliot Ackerman, Peter Attia, Masih Alinejad, Arthur Brooks, Caroline Chambers, Clare de Boer, Niall Ferguson, Roland Fryer Jr., Andrew Huberman, Coleman Hughes, Mark Hyman, Janna Levin, Casey Lewis, HR McMaster, Patrick McGee, Reihan Salam, Lauren Sherman, Derek Thompson
January 27, 2026 at 8:43 PM
If LinkedIn became flesh, drank a bunch of Red Bulls and then let its inner Dunning-Kruger run wild --- it would sound just like this.

Although, you have to admit, bringing someone on from HBO's Euphoria to help restructure the CBS News is the kind of outside the box thinking only meth can deliver
Here, in three posts, are the written remarks by Bari Weiss at today's CBS News town hall meeting. Part one of three:
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Bovino is headed back to El Centro which is basically Yuma without the glamor. He has stated previously that he would someday retire to North Carolina where, I guess, he owns an apple orchard. There he will probably spend the rest of his life spinning around every time he hears a twig snap.
"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Emergency nurses treating ICE or Border Patrol agents after they hurt themselves tackling a five foot tall abuela should remember how they treated Alex Pretti and act accordingly.
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I‘ll add that CNN fired Don Lemon after he called out Ramaswamy on his bullshit about the NRA helping Blacks defend themselves against the Klan. Then smarmy Scott Jennings got a contract, and later the morning slot went to Audie Cornish to make sure nothing interesting ever happens again.
At a certain point, when it becomes apparent a cable guest has every intention of continuing to lie, it becomes incumbent upon the host to end the interview with, “We’re done here. You’re lying and you need to leave and will never be invited back.”
Greg Bovino: "Your rights don't count when you riot. I've protested with firearms myself, I fully support that, but not when you obstruct law enforcement."

Dana Bash: "Law enforcement was assaulting him."

Bovino: "Law enforcement doesn't assault anyone."
January 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
At a certain point, when it becomes apparent a cable guest has every intention of continuing to lie, it becomes incumbent upon the host to end the interview with, “We’re done here. You’re lying and you need to leave and will never be invited back.”
Greg Bovino: "Your rights don't count when you riot. I've protested with firearms myself, I fully support that, but not when you obstruct law enforcement."

Dana Bash: "Law enforcement was assaulting him."

Bovino: "Law enforcement doesn't assault anyone."
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Maybe I’m being generous, but Matt Gaetz, Trump‘s AG pick before Pam Bondi, would probably say “fuck this shit, I’m out,” before he’d sink to her level. And this is a guy who paid a homeless teen trying to raise money to get braces to fuck him.
Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump.

Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
January 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Jesus. Fucking. Christ,
January 25, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Can I just point out to the good people of DC that Trump and Melania are hosting the premiere of the Melania movie Thursday night at the Kennedy Center for their invited guests.

That might be a good opportunity to express displeasure with ICE kidnapping and murdering folks.
HAPPENING NOW: A massive crowd is gathered in freezing temperatures outside ICE headquarters in DC to demand ICE OUT OF ALL COMMUNITIES NOW.
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Stephen Miller, along with Noem, Bovino, McLaughlin and a handful of others don’t have the kind of “fuck you money” to afford 24/7 security when they are out of government.

They seem to forget that…
January 24, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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ANOTHER ANGLE. This man was NOT brandishing a firearm. He was holding his phone. He then put his body between ICE thugs and woman. He was then sprayed with a chemical agent, tackled, disarmed, and executed. Plain as day. DO NOT let them tell you otherwise.
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Where are Jeffries and Schumer?? Still talking about the price of avocados?
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
He was holding a phone and they approached him. Dead-eyed sociopath Tricia McLaughlin is a fucking liar
BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security releases a statement on the fatal shooting in Minneapolis involving a federal agent. DHS claims the victim “approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun.”
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Ana Kasparian is a hard one to figure. I mean, we already have a Megyn Kelly.
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
With a week to go, advanced opening day ticket sales for “Melania: Who Geeves Beeg Fock of Christmas Boosheet” at my local cinema shows 16 total seats pre-sold for 4 showings, which, using adult only ticket pricing + fees, will rake in $287.84.

That’s not even a good night for a stripper.
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I feel like there are bottles of champagne siting in tens of millions of refrigerators waiting to be pulled out after, well, you know.

I mean, I don’t even drink alcohol but I’ll probably join in because I’m a team player. Yay, us.
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 AM
It is only a matter of time before Trump's idiot followers start claiming he totally, really is Jesus because ... stigmata.
January 22, 2026 at 8:49 PM
There is no limit to the number of people Bovino will ship out of the country because they are taller than him.
Q: Do you have any moral or ethical qualms about detaining a five-year-old on his way back from preschool?

Border Patrol Chief Bovino: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place
January 22, 2026 at 8:33 PM
After watching America’s village idiot drool out insults at our allies at Davos this morning, I would not advise traveling to Europe anytime soon as an American. Maybe go as a Canadian: buy a Blue Jays hat and know more about hockey than it is a total hot bed of gay sex, if HBO is to be believed.
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM