Colin Peters (Scary Pumpkin)
@colinpeters.bsky.social
750 followers 150 following 5K posts
I write and draw and code. 本を書く。絵を描く。ソフトを作る。Post-Canadian living in Japan, failing to do most of the things I put in my bio. 日本語でもOK。Still not a DJ. Avatar: My face in blurry closeup Banner: My dog surfing the Net Also on mastodon.social at colinpeters.
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colinpeters.bsky.social
“I won 90% of the popular vote for my third term!”
“Sir, these are the midterms sir. You didn’t—“
“Shut the fuck up! You’re fired!”
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jamellebouie.net
we charge our hyundai ioniq 5 around once every two to three weeks at a muncipal charger and i’d say it runs about $9 for 250 miles of range.
How Much It Costs to Drive an E.V. and a Gas Car in Every State
www.nytimes.com
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drskyskull.bsky.social
Be the sort of person where even the rumor of your demise sparks a global depressive spiral and not the Ewok celebration from Return of the Jedi
pbsnews.org
“There are just a lot of rumors flying around. But I figured if you heard it from me, you’d know that I was okay,” Dolly Parton said in a new two-minute video posted on Instagram. “I’m not ready to die yet. I don’t think God is through with me. And I ain’t done working.” https://to.pbs.org/4hc1DXB
'I'm not dying': Dolly Parton responds to concerns about her health
Late last month Parton postponed her first Las Vegas residency in 32 years, citing “health challenges.”
www.pbs.org
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boltsmag.org
“If we can’t use the citizen-led initiative petition process, we’re done, we’re cooked. We don’t even have the ability to do a petition to get the initiative petition process back,” says the president of the League of Women Voters Missouri.
Under this GOP Measure, All of Missouri’s Recent Popular Initiatives Would Have Failed
Lawmakers just advanced a constitutional amendment to drastically raise the bar for approving citizen ballot measures. Voters get to weigh in on the scheme next year.
boltsmag.org
colinpeters.bsky.social
“Sir, I think there are a lot of brown people working in meat packing plants and on farms, although I’ve never been to one of those. I think poor children should be doing those jobs. Have you considered creating death squads to address this?”
colinpeters.bsky.social
“Sir, have you considered suspending Habeas Corpus to deal with the crisis of me feeling weird about there being so many brown people driving taxis and serving me in restaurants?”
esqueer.net
Reporter: "Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending Habeus Corpus to not only deal with these insurrectionists across the nation but also to continue rapidly deporting illegal aliens?"

Trump: "I'd rather leave that to Kristi [Noem]"
colinpeters.bsky.social
That’s actually an optimistic scenario. Unregulated militia and/or random gun-toting “concerned about election integrity” Republicans would be more likely to kill people, I think.
colinpeters.bsky.social
I believe there’s a reasonable chance at this point that by the midterms we’ll have military guards at urban polling stations turning away people who “don’t look right” or “look like troublemakers.”
govpritzker.illinois.gov
Donald Trump is breaching the Constitution and breaking the law.

A show of force so he can militarize our cities because of the 2026 elections.

We need to stand up together and speak up.
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ryanbort.bsky.social
MAGA lawmakers regularly share its content. Elon called it "one of the best accounts on X." It's run by a Macedonian who has never set foot in America — and who illegally donated to a U.S. congressional campaign.

Great stuff from @jsweetli.bsky.social:

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
The Viral MAGA Accounts Run by a Man Who Has Never Been to America
Two influential MAGA social media accounts are run by Rumen Naumovski, a Macedonian who may have illegally donated to a U.S. election.
www.rollingstone.com
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hunterfelt.bsky.social
"So everyone you disagree with is a Nazi?"

No. But the Nazis sure are!
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.
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wardqnormal.bsky.social
I have taken
the freedom of speech
that was in
the Constitution

and which
you were probably
using
for peaceful protest

Forgive me
the courts said they were
so agitating
and so irritating
atrupar.com
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
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meredithmeredith.bsky.social
📣 Germany's close to reversing its opposition to mass surveillance & private message scanning, & backing the Chat Control bill. This could end private comms-& Signal-in the EU.

Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
signal.org
We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EU’s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe. signal.org/blog/pdfs/ge...
signal.org
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maladroithe.bsky.social
I want a live cam fixed on the judges face when the DOJ enters this into evidence
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kbeninato.bsky.social
Slogan for any candidate 2026 & 2028:

Aren't you tired?
colinpeters.bsky.social
His whole bio was basically, “I’m not a troll if I had a point.” Jfc. It was not a difficult decision.
colinpeters.bsky.social
Lol no, I’m kidding, I’ll have forgotten about it by lunch I expect.
colinpeters.bsky.social
It is with a heavy heart that I block a stranger who may have had a point with those three or four replies but those points were answerable with, “It was an example, dude,” and “Thanks for pointing out the nuance I was aware of but omitted for time and space reasons.”
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mistressmatisse.bsky.social
OK, she really said that they arrested “the girlfriend of the founder of ANTIFA”

The girlfriend

of the FOUNDER

of - anti fascism?
robertsilverman.bsky.social
lest anyone think the girlfriend line was a hilarious joke I concocted...
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zoewithasword.bsky.social
And I really need cis people to understand THAT is the kind of shit dysphoria and repression with do to you.

My own stepmom saw what I was doing and offered me a clear, quiet gesture of support and care and the only way my terrified brain could process it was BETRAYAL and SHAME
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earlofedgecombe.bsky.social
GHOTI = 🐟

I first came across "ghoti" in Nicolas Slonimsky's autobiography "Perfect Pitch," but it's deployment as an example of the vagaries of the English language far precede that usage.

gh, pronounced /f/ as in enough
o, pronounced /ɪ/ as in women
ti, pronounced /ʃ/ as in nation
Ghoti - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org