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Just some light-hearted commentary on the inevitable collapse of American civilization
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It's almost as if healthcare for profit is a terrible idea 🤔
December 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
✅Real estate CEO and reality TV host→Totally qualified for POTUS
✅Weekend Fox "News" host and frmr Natl Guardsman→Totally qualified for SecDef
✅Podcast hosts→Totally qualified for FBI Dir/Asst Dir
✅Environmental Lawyer→Totally qualified for HHS
❌31 year veteran of FDNY→NOT qualified for FDNY Chief
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December 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If only someone could have predicted that tariffs were a terrible fkng idea
a woman is sitting in front of a blue wall that says causes
Alt: Kamala Harris smirking in a cheeky way
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December 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm not sure if you can call WWE Raw and Kid Rock "The Arts" but nice try
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I don't understand why rich people think they're so special. The rest of us pay taxes on our income, property, capital gains, purchases, etc, what makes the ultra wealthy so sure they deserve to be exempted from taxes that literally everyone else begrudgingly but dutifully pays?
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Imagine watching a Christmas special with your kids and your big epiphany is "gosh I really hate brown people just SO MUCH that I'm gonna post about THAT instead of how much I'm enjoying holiday time with my kids"
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Peace love and snacks to you and your dearest ❄️✨✌️🤍🍬
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Right wing ideology seems to boil down to essentially "YOU must be held to the strictest possible interpretation of the law and also some obscure rarely enforced laws. But if you try to hold ME accountable for my actions, that's persecution because you're biased against conservatives."
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Wishing you and your people peace love snacks and righteous justice ❄️✨🌟✌️🤍🍬🥂⚖️
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Apparently not spending the day with Melania and her son
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
New cures can be studied at universities if they're funded properly. For-profit pharma only researches profitable cures and tanks cures and treatments that don't make💸 Universities could study treatments without profit motive and we'd still get new advances. Don't act like this is the only way dummy
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Other countries exist who have universal healthcare. I'm tired of brainwashed shitwits acting like the US isn't the ONLY developed country without universal healthcare. They pay less per capita, they have higher quality care by almost every measure, and their doctors don't "opt out of the system"
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Every day, billionaires prove you don't need to be smart to be a billionaire. This is a brainwashed basic bitch take, Mark.

The US pays more per capita than other OECD countries for worse healthcare, lower life expectancy, higher infant and maternal mortality, higher chronic disease rates.
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM