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Just some light-hearted commentary on the inevitable collapse of American civilization
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NEW: Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while also removing apps designed to warn communities about ICE officials.
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
Ditch all Google products:
Chrome»Brave
Google»Brave Search
Gmail»Proton Mail
Drive»Proton Drive
Calendar»Proton Calendar
Pixel»Galaxy
Messages»Signal
Play Store»F Droid/Aurora
Maps»Magic Earth/OsmAnd
Weather»Breezy
The biggest🖕you can send to Google is to stop entrusting them with your data.
Chrome»Brave
Google»Brave Search
Gmail»Proton Mail
Drive»Proton Drive
Calendar»Proton Calendar
Pixel»Galaxy
Messages»Signal
Play Store»F Droid/Aurora
Maps»Magic Earth/OsmAnd
Weather»Breezy
The biggest🖕you can send to Google is to stop entrusting them with your data.
Another reason to hate AI companies
Demand for memory chips currently exceeds supply and there's very little chance of that changing any time soon. More chips for AI means less available for other products such as computers and phones and that could drive up those prices too. n.pr/49aDwVE
Memory loss: As AI gobbles up chips, prices for devices may rise
Demand for memory chips currently exceeds supply and there's very little chance of that changing any time soon. More chips for AI means less available for other products such as computers and phones and that could drive up those prices too.
n.pr
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Another reason to hate AI companies
Go for it, Doc. Detach the saucer section!
December 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Go for it, Doc. Detach the saucer section!
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America's richest 10% now hold 60% of the nation's wealth.
The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%.
Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.
The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%.
Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.
December 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
America's richest 10% now hold 60% of the nation's wealth.
The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%.
Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.
The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%.
Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.
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The U.S. government just banned five people from entering the country because it doesn’t like their speech. This ban, according to the State Department, is necessary to protect free speech.
If that sounds insane to you, congratulations on your reading comprehension.
If that sounds insane to you, congratulations on your reading comprehension.
Opinion | Marco Rubio is using real censorship to fight fake censorship
Mike Masnick: In the name of protecting free speech, the U.S. government just banned five Europeans from entering the country because it doesn’t like their speech.
www.ms.now
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The U.S. government just banned five people from entering the country because it doesn’t like their speech. This ban, according to the State Department, is necessary to protect free speech.
If that sounds insane to you, congratulations on your reading comprehension.
If that sounds insane to you, congratulations on your reading comprehension.
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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Militias and far-right extremists believed they would be central to Trump’s mass deportation plans. Instead he militarized law enforcement agencies. www.wired.com/story/expire...
‘We Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet’—Trump’s Mass Deportations Will Only Grow From Here
Militias and far-right extremists believed they would be central to Trump’s mass deportation plans. Instead he militarized law enforcement agencies.
www.wired.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Militias and far-right extremists believed they would be central to Trump’s mass deportation plans. Instead he militarized law enforcement agencies. www.wired.com/story/expire...
Republican voters for the last 50 fkng years: "Demurkatz wants big gubbermint to track every citizen with mass surveillance and satellites and 5G and GPS and vaccine microchips!"
Meanwhile, MAGA Republican electeds:
Meanwhile, MAGA Republican electeds:
ICE taps new surveillance tech as Trump cuts down privacy protections
ICE taps new surveillance tech as Trump cuts down privacy protections
ICE ramps up its tech contracting in a year when Trump has rolled back several government oversight measures.
dlvr.it
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Republican voters for the last 50 fkng years: "Demurkatz wants big gubbermint to track every citizen with mass surveillance and satellites and 5G and GPS and vaccine microchips!"
Meanwhile, MAGA Republican electeds:
Meanwhile, MAGA Republican electeds:
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You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.
Almost.
Almost.
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.
Almost.
Almost.
I dunno, if your administration is plagued by pedophilia allegations and subsequent cover up, and POTUS is incapable of talking to♀️of any age without objectifying (and has a history of speaking about his own daughter like a sex object)... Maybe just skip children calling WH this xmas
staffer: you talked to the little girls?
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I dunno, if your administration is plagued by pedophilia allegations and subsequent cover up, and POTUS is incapable of talking to♀️of any age without objectifying (and has a history of speaking about his own daughter like a sex object)... Maybe just skip children calling WH this xmas
While MAGA Republicans are making giddy posts about Christmas ICE raids to hurt immigrant families on this holy day, progressive Democrats are posting holiday wishes and policy ideas to help families afford basic necessities.
Which one is the "family values party"? It's not a trick question.
Which one is the "family values party"? It's not a trick question.
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
While MAGA Republicans are making giddy posts about Christmas ICE raids to hurt immigrant families on this holy day, progressive Democrats are posting holiday wishes and policy ideas to help families afford basic necessities.
Which one is the "family values party"? It's not a trick question.
Which one is the "family values party"? It's not a trick question.
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Two very different Christmas messages
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Two very different Christmas messages
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Jack Smith is calling for the House Judiciary Committee to release the recording of his full closed-door deposition before the panel.
"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jack Smith is calling for the House Judiciary Committee to release the recording of his full closed-door deposition before the panel.
"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
Merry Christmas Eve, yippee kiyay mothafuckaz! 🎄🎅🦌❄️☃️
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Merry Christmas Eve, yippee kiyay mothafuckaz! 🎄🎅🦌❄️☃️
I hate to do this because I love Star Trek so much, but this seems like the time to cancel our Paramount+ subscriptions, folks.
The only thing these people care about is money. Let's stop giving them ours💸💸💸Who's with me?
The only thing these people care about is money. Let's stop giving them ours💸💸💸Who's with me?
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I hate to do this because I love Star Trek so much, but this seems like the time to cancel our Paramount+ subscriptions, folks.
The only thing these people care about is money. Let's stop giving them ours💸💸💸Who's with me?
The only thing these people care about is money. Let's stop giving them ours💸💸💸Who's with me?
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From newly released Epstein files, a letter allegedly from Epstein to convicted sex offender Larry Nassar in prison around the time of Epstein's death:
“Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls.”
“Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls.”
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
From newly released Epstein files, a letter allegedly from Epstein to convicted sex offender Larry Nassar in prison around the time of Epstein's death:
“Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls.”
“Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls.”
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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My whole timeline is made up of folks watching a 60 Minutes report the Trump administration tried to kill and unredacting Epstein files that weren't supposed to have been posted yet. Can't stop the signal.
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My whole timeline is made up of folks watching a 60 Minutes report the Trump administration tried to kill and unredacting Epstein files that weren't supposed to have been posted yet. Can't stop the signal.
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Bari Weiss, meet The Streisand Effect.
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Bari Weiss, meet The Streisand Effect.
Honestly the govt trying to censor it just makes me want to watch it more
CBS pulled the 60 Minutes CECOT segment, but Canada aired it anyway.
The segment was streaming via Global TV and YouTube (since taken down). Having a VPN set to Canada helped. 🇨🇦
My take, there is no reason we shouldn’t see this. Most of it was known information, easily searchable.
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The segment was streaming via Global TV and YouTube (since taken down). Having a VPN set to Canada helped. 🇨🇦
My take, there is no reason we shouldn’t see this. Most of it was known information, easily searchable.
1/5
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Honestly the govt trying to censor it just makes me want to watch it more
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
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BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
The cover up says it all. If Trump really was just buddies with Epstein, innocent "playboys" in the youthful bliss of their 50s, he wouldn't need to hide these photos. If they did sex crimes together though, the cover up makes total sense.
WOW: The DOJ has DELETED an image from its release of the Epstein files that shows photos of Trump in a drawer.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The cover up says it all. If Trump really was just buddies with Epstein, innocent "playboys" in the youthful bliss of their 50s, he wouldn't need to hide these photos. If they did sex crimes together though, the cover up makes total sense.