Becoming grotesquely rich wouldn't make me stupid and evil like it does everyone else, I'd resist it effortlessly

🚨Haunted thrift store doll🚨

I have nothing in common with people.

#memes #stinkylittlememesfordaddy

Todays #wordle got me like

u know what ? fine. i will "enjoy the next four years". im gonna squeeze every second of happiness out of this wretched planet that i can even if everyone wants me dead. eat rat shit

I am urged to tell you that Matt Berry has a new album. Yes, it is on 8 track.

it's christmas and i'm fucking farting

What an asshole! 🎅🏼😤

I just know I would be really good at remote viewing

wow i can't wait for when i suddenly become perfectly normal out of the blue and it's coming one of these days i can feel it

I call upon the powers of all fifteen beans of the Hurst’s HamBeens soup pantheon to manifest a cold front tonight

I want to get involved in my local community and make it worse