Collin Kravis
@collinkravis.bsky.social
he/him
music & noises at collinkravis.bandcamp.com
music & noises at collinkravis.bandcamp.com
Happy Hallowe’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Happy Hallowe’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E
Pronouncing ”cool” like “co-op”
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pronouncing ”cool” like “co-op”
Opening a new restaurant called “The Aviary” where you can not only get chicken nuggets, but also nuggets from any other bird I can legally sell as meat
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Opening a new restaurant called “The Aviary” where you can not only get chicken nuggets, but also nuggets from any other bird I can legally sell as meat
Thrilled to announce the grand opening of my new restaurant, Pizza Wasteland
October 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Thrilled to announce the grand opening of my new restaurant, Pizza Wasteland
NyQuil salad dressing
September 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
NyQuil salad dressing
Aw jeez, is *this* why they’re called The Goo Goo Dolls 😟
Watery girls i cannot sympathize. One year on the fempills and I'm still pushin goo
September 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Aw jeez, is *this* why they’re called The Goo Goo Dolls 😟
Thanks for clarifying, The Beatles
Sie liebt dich yeah yeah yeah yeah #TheBeatles
September 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thanks for clarifying, The Beatles
No, *you’re* jet lagged.
September 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
No, *you’re* jet lagged.
My toddler, who is a staunch defender of the second amendment,
September 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
My toddler, who is a staunch defender of the second amendment,
I wish everything in every store was labeled “Purchaser agrees to not tell the cops”
August 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I wish everything in every store was labeled “Purchaser agrees to not tell the cops”
Maybe we need to stop taking it for granted and check if political candidates are willing to say “Slavery should be illegal” on camera
July 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Maybe we need to stop taking it for granted and check if political candidates are willing to say “Slavery should be illegal” on camera
Do you think Elon got to be The World’s Most Divorced Guy by NOT understanding women’s emotions and motivations? Don’t answer that
July 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Do you think Elon got to be The World’s Most Divorced Guy by NOT understanding women’s emotions and motivations? Don’t answer that
An Heirloom from Mother
July 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
An Heirloom from Mother
*Balatro addiction intensifies*
July 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
*Balatro addiction intensifies*
He is free to access any of several beds, and yet
May 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
He is free to access any of several beds, and yet
*Led Zeppelin voice*
I don’t know, but I been told
We’re allowed to show ‘em nude ‘cause they ain’t got no soul
I don’t know, but I been told
We’re allowed to show ‘em nude ‘cause they ain’t got no soul
May 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
*Led Zeppelin voice*
I don’t know, but I been told
We’re allowed to show ‘em nude ‘cause they ain’t got no soul
I don’t know, but I been told
We’re allowed to show ‘em nude ‘cause they ain’t got no soul
“It’s good for his self-esteem,” I explain to my dog about why I’m singing the cat a song about how he is a cat
May 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“It’s good for his self-esteem,” I explain to my dog about why I’m singing the cat a song about how he is a cat
baby error code
infant error code
baby software error
baby registry editor
baby registry editor NOT AT STORE
error code lookup baby OS
baby driver downloads
baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE
why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50
infant error code
baby software error
baby registry editor
baby registry editor NOT AT STORE
error code lookup baby OS
baby driver downloads
baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE
why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50
May 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
baby error code
infant error code
baby software error
baby registry editor
baby registry editor NOT AT STORE
error code lookup baby OS
baby driver downloads
baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE
why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50
infant error code
baby software error
baby registry editor
baby registry editor NOT AT STORE
error code lookup baby OS
baby driver downloads
baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE
why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50
Social anxiety is just “lurk more” irl
May 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Social anxiety is just “lurk more” irl
A restaurant called “Huh?!” where all of the menu items end in “?!,” and most of the photos of food have been replaced with people making this face, for ever
May 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
A restaurant called “Huh?!” where all of the menu items end in “?!,” and most of the photos of food have been replaced with people making this face, for ever
We’re excited to announce that Amazon Gun is rebranding as Amazon Munitions to better represent our growing selection. We’ll ship a grenade wherever you like now
April 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We’re excited to announce that Amazon Gun is rebranding as Amazon Munitions to better represent our growing selection. We’ll ship a grenade wherever you like now
Try KFC’s new Skeleton Sandwich, a tangy combo of sweet Carolina mustard and a buncha spare bones on a deli-style roll. Order the “Bones ‘n Beaks” upgrade for only 50¢ extra
April 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Try KFC’s new Skeleton Sandwich, a tangy combo of sweet Carolina mustard and a buncha spare bones on a deli-style roll. Order the “Bones ‘n Beaks” upgrade for only 50¢ extra
In case it wasn’t clear, trans rights, no qualifications
March 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
In case it wasn’t clear, trans rights, no qualifications
A treat for the LADIES this International Women’s Day
Watts Club Mozambique
YouTube video by bowly
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March 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A treat for the LADIES this International Women’s Day
Huh. I guess that’s true
February 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Huh. I guess that’s true