BearDevil
@coloradobearclaw.bsky.social
just some nerd
will punch any Nazi with my weak little nerd arms
he/him/dork
i’m sorry my name is misleading i’m just a boring straight man
will punch any Nazi with my weak little nerd arms
he/him/dork
i’m sorry my name is misleading i’m just a boring straight man
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BearDevil
@coloradobearclaw.bsky.social
· Dec 20
The myth that we swallow 7 to 8 spiders in our sleep a year was a lie propagated by Big Cockroach to hide the fact that we swallow an average of 7-8 cockroaches in our sleep every year.
if the globes keep the stupid podcast award I hope they ban actors and comedians in the future. i like poehler well enough but the fact that she won this award before someone like lulu miller or alex goldman makes it even more of a joke
January 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
if the globes keep the stupid podcast award I hope they ban actors and comedians in the future. i like poehler well enough but the fact that she won this award before someone like lulu miller or alex goldman makes it even more of a joke
i still think of drew carey as the new host of the price is right and that’s why my back hurts all the time and i eat bran cereal
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i still think of drew carey as the new host of the price is right and that’s why my back hurts all the time and i eat bran cereal
when i eat popcorn not a millisecond exists between bites i inhale it like a tapeworm
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
when i eat popcorn not a millisecond exists between bites i inhale it like a tapeworm
the worlds whiniest dumbest picky eaters that think olives are yucky have literally changed food policy to “eating only beef and cheese is healthy” because their cousins made fun of them at the dinner table for too long.
they also happen to be literal fascists
they also happen to be literal fascists
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
the worlds whiniest dumbest picky eaters that think olives are yucky have literally changed food policy to “eating only beef and cheese is healthy” because their cousins made fun of them at the dinner table for too long.
they also happen to be literal fascists
they also happen to be literal fascists
i can’t believe it took me so long to finally watch Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, and i see that the 2nd half of Mickey 17 is almost a carbon copy
January 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i can’t believe it took me so long to finally watch Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, and i see that the 2nd half of Mickey 17 is almost a carbon copy
could china drop a few bombs on some mansions and arrest our guy too?
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
could china drop a few bombs on some mansions and arrest our guy too?
why do all these 19 year old children look exactly like my dad when i was a little kid in the 80s
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
why do all these 19 year old children look exactly like my dad when i was a little kid in the 80s
happy new year to everybody except y’all mean fascist dorks
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
happy new year to everybody except y’all mean fascist dorks
i’m scared ice is gonna find out i’m still doing xmas even though i think their religion is dumb bullshit
merry yuletide, happy solstice and may krampus eat all the christian children
merry yuletide, happy solstice and may krampus eat all the christian children
December 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i’m scared ice is gonna find out i’m still doing xmas even though i think their religion is dumb bullshit
merry yuletide, happy solstice and may krampus eat all the christian children
merry yuletide, happy solstice and may krampus eat all the christian children
at this point someone saying they’ve climbed mtn everest is a huge red flag-
ew they probably drove a cybertruck there
ew they probably drove a cybertruck there
Mount Everest has never been more commercialized. Almost 500 climbing permits have been issued this season. cbsn.ws/3MGFR3f
December 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
at this point someone saying they’ve climbed mtn everest is a huge red flag-
ew they probably drove a cybertruck there
ew they probably drove a cybertruck there
some people think we’ll eventually be in a very big pendulum swing to a nicer place but i’m afraid they’re going to break the pendulum and we’re stuck over here
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
some people think we’ll eventually be in a very big pendulum swing to a nicer place but i’m afraid they’re going to break the pendulum and we’re stuck over here
what the hell are the troops even protecting, this shit sucks 🫡 🇺🇸
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
what the hell are the troops even protecting, this shit sucks 🫡 🇺🇸
a bunch of things had to line up in a chain reaction for our stupid country to be where it is today, but a very important link in the chain was when john nominated this dumb b****
Judge refuses to grant Sarah Palin a new trial in her libel lawsuit against New York Times
Judge Jed S. Rakoff also rejected Palin’s request that he recuse himself.
www.politico.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
a bunch of things had to line up in a chain reaction for our stupid country to be where it is today, but a very important link in the chain was when john nominated this dumb b****
i have an “all in the family” relationship with my parents.
rip Reiner
rip Reiner
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i have an “all in the family” relationship with my parents.
rip Reiner
rip Reiner
if we have to suffer ai why can’t i use it for something useful like effectively filtering my social media from boomer political memes and pretentious movie reviews
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
if we have to suffer ai why can’t i use it for something useful like effectively filtering my social media from boomer political memes and pretentious movie reviews
i don’t care about my redneck relatives that hunt deer and will even eat from their bounty, but when i imagine tories hunting foxes i want to sharpen a guillotine
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i don’t care about my redneck relatives that hunt deer and will even eat from their bounty, but when i imagine tories hunting foxes i want to sharpen a guillotine
wait’ll this guy hears about radios
Pickup trucks should just automatically start playing old bluegrass music when you turn the ignition on.
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
wait’ll this guy hears about radios
in 2003 every third dvd on my shelf was a movie about how bad it is to live a boring life in the suburbs and now my wife and i are living that exact life in a cul-de-sac with 3 kids so can someone please tell me I’m still edgy and cool?
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
in 2003 every third dvd on my shelf was a movie about how bad it is to live a boring life in the suburbs and now my wife and i are living that exact life in a cul-de-sac with 3 kids so can someone please tell me I’m still edgy and cool?
you should celebrate pagan xmas - it’s exactly the same except there’s better decorations and you don’t have to go to church
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
you should celebrate pagan xmas - it’s exactly the same except there’s better decorations and you don’t have to go to church
being good at driving in the snow doesn’t mean you know how to drive fast in the snow. it means you know to not drive fucking fast in the snow
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
being good at driving in the snow doesn’t mean you know how to drive fast in the snow. it means you know to not drive fucking fast in the snow
oh i’ve been thinking the xmas war was between the fake and real tree people but it’s actually dumber
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
oh i’ve been thinking the xmas war was between the fake and real tree people but it’s actually dumber
our annual thanksgiving burning of the pilgrim
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
our annual thanksgiving burning of the pilgrim
better buy one of these if you wanna cash in on the up coming class action lawsuit
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
better buy one of these if you wanna cash in on the up coming class action lawsuit