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Thwarp 2, the secret alternate account
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She/Her 31

✨The Spicy Alt✨
I draw monsters and women and monster women (now with fuckin’)
18+, obviously

SFW acct
https://bsky.app/profile/trash-artificer.bsky.social
I’ll go second
Mardrid uses the cloud rune to redirect the nut to another target

impeccable dnd logic
Let’s play “Why DOESN’T That OC Get Pregnant?”
I’ll go first
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I felt like drawing a Thicc Queen today. And I interpreted that feeling very literally

I’m sure there’s a joke here about going on an adventure
#nsfw #Eldraine
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Me on Lorwyn: I don’t draw that

Me on Shadowmoor: Well..
Me on Lorwyn: We need more land destruction.

Me on Shadowmoor: reprint Strip Mine at common cowards.
Me on Lorwyn: "I love goblins"

Me on Shadowmoor: "I love goblins"
December 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I felt like drawing a Thicc Queen today. And I interpreted that feeling very literally

I’m sure there’s a joke here about going on an adventure
#nsfw #Eldraine
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“Krampussy”

That is all, happy Holidays
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Very hetero ”Team building exercise” for the Theros giant gay rivals

The thing is, Mardrid could misty step away at any time. It’s almost like she wants to be there or something? Weird

#nsfw #OCart #DndCharacter #Theros #SizeSky
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know you’re doing a good job when Mardrid busts out the primordial
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Just gotta be out there like you're the protag of Shadow of the Collossus but thirstier.

Be on the hunt
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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"healing magic is perfect for when your boyfriend is a horse" is a sentence that would kill a pilgrim
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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you know what's so rewarding? practicing and getting slightly better at something.
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
NICE
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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We love a queen who comes with her own artistic censor bar

A friend asked whether Mardrid’s other hair is also clouds.
The answer is now yes
#nsfw #dndcharacter
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Something something unarmored defense
#dndcharacter #ocart
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Very hetero ”Team building exercise” for the Theros giant gay rivals

The thing is, Mardrid could misty step away at any time. It’s almost like she wants to be there or something? Weird

#nsfw #OCart #DndCharacter #Theros #SizeSky
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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✨WIP update🌩️
Very normal chaste ”Team building exercise” for the Theros campaign giant gay rivals

“But why are they topless in the gladiator pit?”
Because I’m a fucking artist thats’s why

#nsfw #OCart
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Thank you for the share as always!!

I have my naked dnd characters as always to offer.
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
✨WIP update🌩️
Very normal chaste ”Team building exercise” for the Theros campaign giant gay rivals

“But why are they topless in the gladiator pit?”
Because I’m a fucking artist thats’s why

#nsfw #OCart
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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oh look
Some gay women nonsense
Working on some very heterosexual team building
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
oh look
Some gay women nonsense
Working on some very heterosexual team building
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I keep getting targeted ads for “nutritional macro“s or whatever

I see that my targeted ads are really doing their best to interpret my nonsense
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Hallucinating about getting strapped by a big beautiful butch woman again, primrose?
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Vintage yuri ❤️‍🔥

#nsfw
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I gotta draw M&K “team building” at some point
enemies to lovers? no no they still hate each other, they just fuck now
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh no
My mom is asking for me to send her some of my art.

I can’t let her know what a fuckin nerd I am
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM