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having a joyous experience in the walk-in fridge
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
having a joyous experience in the walk-in fridge
"my nipple has a carpet burn on it" is a great excuse for why im gonna be really annoying about any clothing materials this year but it's also true
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"my nipple has a carpet burn on it" is a great excuse for why im gonna be really annoying about any clothing materials this year but it's also true
context - lightbulb in my bathroom died
nearly had a heart attack seeing a luminescent demon when i got out of bed the other morning
(red light on toothbrush shining off every surface in the room)
nearly had a heart attack seeing a luminescent demon when i got out of bed the other morning
(red light on toothbrush shining off every surface in the room)
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
context - lightbulb in my bathroom died
nearly had a heart attack seeing a luminescent demon when i got out of bed the other morning
(red light on toothbrush shining off every surface in the room)
nearly had a heart attack seeing a luminescent demon when i got out of bed the other morning
(red light on toothbrush shining off every surface in the room)
dreams of friendships long dead are sad in a nostalgic way, but dreams of friendships yet to come feel just plain sad
notions and such
notions and such
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
dreams of friendships long dead are sad in a nostalgic way, but dreams of friendships yet to come feel just plain sad
notions and such
notions and such
walking out of an orchiectomy and converting to catholicism
call that "post-nut shame"
call that "post-nut shame"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
walking out of an orchiectomy and converting to catholicism
call that "post-nut shame"
call that "post-nut shame"
waiting at the bus stop and there's a lot of traffic
kid stuck in a car across from me has been leaning out the window yelling "siiiiix seven" non stop and if the cars were moving i would fundamentally change the course of his driver's life
kid stuck in a car across from me has been leaning out the window yelling "siiiiix seven" non stop and if the cars were moving i would fundamentally change the course of his driver's life
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
waiting at the bus stop and there's a lot of traffic
kid stuck in a car across from me has been leaning out the window yelling "siiiiix seven" non stop and if the cars were moving i would fundamentally change the course of his driver's life
kid stuck in a car across from me has been leaning out the window yelling "siiiiix seven" non stop and if the cars were moving i would fundamentally change the course of his driver's life
the most prescient insight into hetero normative relationship dynamics which ive ever come across is "the key of awesome"'s parody of bruno mar's "grenade"
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
the most prescient insight into hetero normative relationship dynamics which ive ever come across is "the key of awesome"'s parody of bruno mar's "grenade"
i went into the shops yesterday and a worker followed me around the entire time
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i went into the shops yesterday and a worker followed me around the entire time
the inherent eroticism of injecting a girl
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the inherent eroticism of injecting a girl
>psych asks me something
>knowing details aren't important, i skip over some things
>"details are important, please clarify"
>provide more information
>they summarise it wrong
>attempt to reclarify
>"details aren't important"
i got baited so hard
>knowing details aren't important, i skip over some things
>"details are important, please clarify"
>provide more information
>they summarise it wrong
>attempt to reclarify
>"details aren't important"
i got baited so hard
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
>psych asks me something
>knowing details aren't important, i skip over some things
>"details are important, please clarify"
>provide more information
>they summarise it wrong
>attempt to reclarify
>"details aren't important"
i got baited so hard
>knowing details aren't important, i skip over some things
>"details are important, please clarify"
>provide more information
>they summarise it wrong
>attempt to reclarify
>"details aren't important"
i got baited so hard
i just realised that the next episode of south park is gonna be insane
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
i just realised that the next episode of south park is gonna be insane
enjoying my daily "what was i up to many years ago" reminder from facebook
truly a wondrous life i lead
truly a wondrous life i lead
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
enjoying my daily "what was i up to many years ago" reminder from facebook
truly a wondrous life i lead
truly a wondrous life i lead
my younger self would be very disappointed at where ive ended up, making fun of autistic girls and telling them to learn how to mask
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
my younger self would be very disappointed at where ive ended up, making fun of autistic girls and telling them to learn how to mask
im trying to hire a guard who only lies and a guard who only tells the truth, but it turns out they don't let them qualify if they ever tell the truth
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
im trying to hire a guard who only lies and a guard who only tells the truth, but it turns out they don't let them qualify if they ever tell the truth
sometimes events unfold and you can see people's opinions changing as they do
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
sometimes events unfold and you can see people's opinions changing as they do
shes taking "would you still love me if i were a worm" to a new level by pulling out her bookmarked creepy-crawlies fics
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
shes taking "would you still love me if i were a worm" to a new level by pulling out her bookmarked creepy-crawlies fics
do poly people ever forget which gf they did something with?
feels like "remember when we went to the beach" could be an awkward convo if you said it to the wrong person
feels like "remember when we went to the beach" could be an awkward convo if you said it to the wrong person
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
do poly people ever forget which gf they did something with?
feels like "remember when we went to the beach" could be an awkward convo if you said it to the wrong person
feels like "remember when we went to the beach" could be an awkward convo if you said it to the wrong person
nothing makes me feel worse than realising that, yes, that food *was* suspicious
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
nothing makes me feel worse than realising that, yes, that food *was* suspicious
instagram doing its best to recommend that i follow an ex with zero posts and no overlapping followers/~ing
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
instagram doing its best to recommend that i follow an ex with zero posts and no overlapping followers/~ing
it's literally impossible to get better at this game (names censored for obvious reasons)
November 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
it's literally impossible to get better at this game (names censored for obvious reasons)
we've all heard of amabs, but my heart goes out to all the fags who come out and get assigned bottom by mother
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
we've all heard of amabs, but my heart goes out to all the fags who come out and get assigned bottom by mother
dreams of an almost identical life
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
dreams of an almost identical life
i guess indonesia is the germany of the far east
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i guess indonesia is the germany of the far east
guy who lost his degree in the divorce and has to go back to college
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
guy who lost his degree in the divorce and has to go back to college
at a party and the douglas adams biscuits story just played out in real time
November 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
at a party and the douglas adams biscuits story just played out in real time